TV/Movies Megathread

[Duque de Bragança]

UltraViolet (2006)

Blurriest (gaussian) CGI crapfest ever. Who needs texture in movies? Only the 16, 35 and 70 mm crowd (the latter the 3 of them) .
Part Underworld and Matrix knock-off. Think of a bad PS2 (not PS1 not conical enough) cinematic linked through a composite cable to your old TV. I suppose Milla Jovovich fans could still enjoy it as long as they do not object to her face being blurred digitally (cheaper than good make-up). Plot does not make much sense though I have not watched the extended cut.
Cost 30 m$ allegedly. 

Might make the Three Musketeers 3D, also with Milla Jovovich, with Bavaria standing for France, look good in comparison, with ridiculous and unpractical, yet gorgeous clothing for Milla Jovovich to wear for "fighting" (digitally and cable-fuing).
Yes, since this was a "tribute" to Milla Jovovich I ended up winning a Belgian copy of the Three Musketeers 3D blu-ray.

[11B4V]

Fast and Furious 9.

The first 3/4 of the movie is a tad less... crazy than 6-7-8.  Once they get into the conclusion, it's going bonkers, as with any Justin Lin movies.  Even with your brain at 'off' it gets a little too crazy.

The best of the franchise are still 1-4-5.  After that, it goes in every direction.

I know Seedy can't wait to see Vin in action again. He is his favorite actor IIRC.

[viper37]

I know Seedy can't wait to see Vin in action again. He is his favorite actor IIRC.

Well, he'll be pleased.  Vin Diesel and John Cena in one movie, he'll go insane.

[Tonitrus]

Boss Level - A shallow, but fun, flick.

[mongers]

'Knowing' - Wish I had before watching such a weak film.

[Eddie Teach]

Didn't that one have Nicolas Cage?

[mongers]

Didn't that one have Nicolas Cage?

Yes doing his fall-back rabbit caught in the headlights routine.

[Eddie Teach]

Devs. First 4 episodes were fun and exciting, then it becomes a dreary mess.

[Liep]

So Cats is on Netflix. I knew it wouldn't be a movie for me or probably for anybody else but I felt I had to see for myself since I enjoyed the How Did This Get Made episode about it.

It's horrible and I'm likely never going to see more than the first minute.

[The Brain]

So Cats is on Netflix. I knew it wouldn't be a movie for me or probably for anybody else but I felt I had to see for myself since I enjoyed the How Did This Get Made episode about it.

It's horrible and I'm likely never going to see more than the first minute.

Is it the anus version?

[Liep]

Is it the anus version?

It might as well have been.

[Josephus]

So Cats is on Netflix. I knew it wouldn't be a movie for me or probably for anybody else but I felt I had to see for myself since I enjoyed the How Did This Get Made episode about it.

It's horrible and I'm likely never going to see more than the first minute.

Is it the anus version?

Does that actually exist? Or is it an urban legend?

[The Brain]

So Cats is on Netflix. I knew it wouldn't be a movie for me or probably for anybody else but I felt I had to see for myself since I enjoyed the How Did This Get Made episode about it.

It's horrible and I'm likely never going to see more than the first minute.

Is it the anus version?

Does that actually exist? Or is it an urban legend?

I don't know. I mean, I hope it does, but...

[Liep]

Roland Emmerich has found a new way to destroy earth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_hsxh_QNi0

So the moon is a transformer?

[grumbler]

Roland Emmerich has found a new way to destroy earth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_hsxh_QNi0

So the moon is a transformer?

I can't believe that Donald Sutherland sold his soul to a bad movie once again.  Will he never learn?