Which of the following fruit and nut trees should I plant?

[Caliga]

That's a big fucking lawn you got there Cal.

Merely a small fraction of it.

I guess I'll post pics of my Magnolia planting next weekend.  I hope that nigga gets to be like 80 feet tall and 40 feet wide.  Natural privacy screen FTW.  I should probably plant stuff like that along the side of the house where Asshole Neighbor(TM) lives, too.

[KRonn]

Very nice Cal. Those pear trees look especially good!

[Razgovory]

Very nice.  They named that tree after me.  Though I look about as good as I smell.

Are you a cheap Chinese import like the Bradford pear also?

At work, every single tree around our building/parking lots is a Bradford pear.  There are literally hundreds of them.  The stench right now

No.  I don't come cheap.

[Caliga]

Peach tree planted this morning 

[Jaron]

Movin' to Kentucky gonna eat a lot of peaches

[Eddie Teach]

Movin' to Kentucky gonna eat a lot of peaches

[KRonn]

Peach tree planted this morning 

Nice, good luck with it! How many years about until you can expect peaches?

I've been getting my garden ready for planting. Soil is about 55 degrees F, warm for so early, so I'll probably plant some things earlier than I usually do. Lettuce and corn earlier. I have an electric roto tiller and have expanded the garden to about 30 feet by 12 feet. Decent size for a backyard garden.

Going to plant about 100 corn plants, lots of pole and bush beans, lettuce, butternut squash, tomatoes. Maybe more. But I have enough room to plant a good amount of each of those. It's become a summer hobby to me; I love it.

[Caliga]

I think peaches begin fruiting sooner than apples, and more reliably so since they're self-pollinating, unlike apples.

The peach tree I planted is a little scrawny so I don't expect any fruit for several years.  Maybe tomorrow I'll take some pics of it and my apples.  I just got done remulching everything.

[katmai]

it is end of days. You'll never see those peaches!!!!1

[Caliga]

it is end of days. You'll never see those peaches!!!!1

I liked the part when Ahnuld killed Satan.

[Caliga]

Granny Smith is going to produce apples this year... at least a dozen apple buds on it.

[Caliga]

I should change my handle to: The Constant Gardener. I was out there all morning trimming hedges, spraying trees, light pruning, etc. and I still have a magnolia tree to plant.

[Caliga]

When I was digging the hole for the magnolia I found more fossils, which is confusing since according to Seige such things do not exist.

Anyway, I threw it over my shoulder and couldn't find it when it looked for it later.

[Ed Anger]

I did holes, I find BEES.

[Caliga]

Yesterday I hung some Spanish Moss I stole from Disney World on one of my nearly-dead ash trees (thank you, China, for yet another destructive goddamn import).  Earlier today I checked and it's still there, doesn't yet appear to be dead, and the mockingbirds haven't yet tried to scavenge it for nesting material.