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Started by Martinus, November 03, 2009, 01:15:16 PM

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Martinus

#45
November 03, 2009, 04:46:30 PM
"Hey, you look like Elagabalus..."

Ape

#46
November 03, 2009, 05:19:57 PM
You Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan    
   89%
Vespasian    
   68%
Augustus    
   61%
Tiberius    
   57%
Domitian    
   54%
Antoninus Pius    
   50%
Marcus Aurelius    
   50%
Hadrian    
   32%
Claudius    
   32%
Nerva    
   29%
Vitellius    
   25%
Commodus    
   14%
Caligula    
   0%
Nero    
   0%

Scipio

#47
November 03, 2009, 05:49:54 PM
You Scored as Augustus
You are Augustus! First emperor of the Romans and one of the greatest statesmen in the ancient world. You brilliantly eased the old Republic into the Principate and set the path for an empire that would last for centuries and form the underpinnings for all western civilization. Hail Caesar!



Augustus 
96%
Antoninus Pius 
86%
Marcus Aurelius 
75%
Tiberius 
64%
Hadrian 
61%
Vespasian 
57%
Trajan 
54%
Claudius 
50%
Vitellius 
46%
Nerva 
29%
Domitian 
21%
Nero 
21%
Caligula 
0%
Commodus 
0%

What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Alcibiades

#48
November 03, 2009, 06:01:21 PM
You Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan    
   75%
Vespasian    
   68%
Marcus Aurelius    
   64%
Antoninus Pius    
   61%
Hadrian    
   57%
Tiberius    
   54%
Augustus    
   50%
Domitian    
   46%
Claudius    
   43%
Nerva    
   36%
Commodus    
   29%
Vitellius    
   29%
Nero    
   25%
Caligula    
   18%
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


OTOH, if you think that a Jew actually IS poisoning the wells you should call the cops. IMHO.   - The Brain

dps

#49
November 03, 2009, 06:02:42 PM
 Scored as Antoninus Pius
Your attention to good character and stability has earned you your standing as Antoninus Pius. Your long and moderate reign is probably one of the most peaceful epics in human history up to the modern age. It is too bad more emperors did not share your humility.



Antoninus Pius 
86%
Trajan 
79%
Vespasian 
75%
Claudius 
71%
Tiberius 
68%
Marcus Aurelius 
68%
Commodus 
57%
Vitellius 
46%
Domitian 
46%
Hadrian 
46%
Caligula 
39%
Nero 
39%
Augustus 
36%
Nerva 
11%

Ed Anger

#50
November 03, 2009, 06:10:17 PM
Quote from: The Larch on November 03, 2009, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 03, 2009, 01:23:44 PM
Too long.

QFT. I started doing it, then I wheeled down and read "Page 1 of 5" and closed the tab.

Yep. I declare myself Dictator for Life and retire.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#51
November 03, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
Make sure to invite grallon to your orgies, Mr. Sulla.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Martinus

#52
November 03, 2009, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
Make sure to invite grallon to your orgies, Mr. Sulla.

Knowing Sulla's love interests, Buddha would be a better choice. :P

Caliga

#53
November 03, 2009, 06:55:26 PM
:cool:

You Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan  71%
Marcus Aurelius  61%
Vitellius  57%
Domitian  54%
Commodus  54%
Hadrian  50%
Claudius  50%
Augustus  46%
Caligula  46%
Vespasian  46%
Tiberius  43%
Nerva  43%
Nero  32%
Antoninus Pius  29%

Well I'm quite sure that the "larger than life" part is correct. :smoke:
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Ed Anger

#54
November 03, 2009, 06:59:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
Make sure to invite grallon to your orgies, Mr. Sulla.

At least he'd be interesting at the party.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Grallon

#55
November 03, 2009, 07:00:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
Make sure to invite grallon to your orgies, Mr. Sulla.


Who's Pete Wiggin again?




G.
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel

Razgovory

#56
November 03, 2009, 07:00:53 PM
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Tiberius    
   82%
Antoninus Pius    
   79%
Claudius    
   79%
Marcus Aurelius    
   79%
Augustus    
   71%
Hadrian    
   61%
Domitian    
   50%
Vespasian    
   43%
Nerva    
   39%
Trajan    
   29%
Vitellius    
   25%
Nero    
   21%
Commodus    
   7%
Caligula    
   4%

This is not entirely a surprise.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#57
November 03, 2009, 07:10:52 PM
There seems to be a lot of statements saying the same thing

Dear Clau-Clau-Clau-Claudius. One of the most curious of the emperors, you have a clubbed foot and stammer all the time, but these have only served you well in avoiding notice. Behind the facade of a fool is a penetrating intellect that will lead the empire wisely. You conquer Britannia, and later the BBC will make a series about you. Your kind heart however will do you in, as your loved wife will poison you for her own schemes.

Claudius    
   71%
Trajan    
   68%
Marcus Aurelius    
   61%
Augustus    
   54%
Antoninus Pius    
   54%
Tiberius    
   54%
Vespasian    
   50%
Commodus    
   50%
Domitian    
   50%
Vitellius    
   46%
Caligula    
   43%
Hadrian    
   43%
Nerva    
   39%


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Queequeg

#58
November 03, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:11:35 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
I expect to get Hadrian, tbh. :P
I can envision you as nobody else, except possibly Elagabalus, though Elagabalus feels more like Spellus to me, or maybe BuddhaRhubarb. :)
:huh:
You think I'm a cross dressing bisexual  sex addict
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Grallon

#59
November 03, 2009, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on November 03, 2009, 08:10:30 PM

You think I'm a cross dressing bisexual  sex addict

Cross dressing - no
bisexual - yes
Sex adict - possibly

Why won't you post a picture?

With pleasant surprises such as Faelin, Languish can always have more hot young things.




G.
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel
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