Which Roman Emperor are you

[Martinus]

Ok, seeing how other people have scored reasonable, I will retake the test and will answer in a less scandalous way now.

I expect to get Hadrian, tbh.

[Caliga]

I expect to get Hadrian, tbh.

I can envision you as nobody else, except possibly Elagabalus, though Elagabalus feels more like Spellus to me, or maybe BuddhaRhubarb.

[Martinus]

Haha I knew it.

You Scored as Hadrian
You are the great emperor Hadrian. Not only great for the fact that he didn't mess something up, but he relentlessly administered the empire and set viable borders. Art, cultivation and wisdom mark your reign. The fact that you prefer the boys really helps with the wise handing over of the purple to only the most qualified.


Hadrian   
75%
Antoninus Pius   
64%
Nerva   
57%
Nero   
57%
Vitellius   
54%
Domitian   
50%
Augustus   
50%
Vespasian   
50%
Marcus Aurelius   
46%
Claudius   
43%
Trajan   
36%
Tiberius   
36%
Caligula   
29%
Commodus   
25%

[Martinus]

I expect to get Hadrian, tbh.

I can envision you as nobody else, except possibly Elagabalus, though Elagabalus feels more like Spellus to me, or maybe BuddhaRhubarb.

Elagabalus was fierce, yeah. So fierce his own grandmother had him assassinated. He was a cutie though - he is in my avatar.

[Caliga]

Elagabalus was fierce, yeah. So fierce his own grandmother had him assassinated. He was a cutie though - he is in my avatar.

He looks for a guy that used to work for me up in Boston. 

[Valmy]

Haha I knew it.

Yeah if I just took the test over and over again until I got my favorite Emperor I bet I would get the result I wanted to Caligula.

[The Brain]

Elagabalus was fierce, yeah. So fierce his own grandmother had him assassinated. He was a cutie though - he is in my avatar.

He looks for a guy that used to work for me at up in Boston. 

I see.

[Malthus]

Elagabalus was fierce, yeah. So fierce his own grandmother had him assassinated. He was a cutie though - he is in my avatar.

He looks for a guy that used to work for me up in Boston. 

Did he act like Elagabalus is the question. 

[Caliga]

Did he act like Elagabalus is the question. 

You know, I never did ask him if he desired to have a vagina implanted in him so he could have sexual intercourse with himself.  BRB.

[Martinus]

Haha I knew it.

Yeah if I just took the test over and over again until I got my favorite Emperor I bet I would get the result I wanted to Caligula.

I didn't take it over and over. I just took it twice - first time answering in a cheeky way, the second in a thoughtful and introspective one.

[Valmy]

I didn't take it over and over. I just took it twice - first time answering in a cheeky way, the second in a thoughtful and introspective one.

Suuure.  I know you are just a Nero waiting for a stringed instrument to play while cities burn.

[Martinus]

I didn't take it over and over. I just took it twice - first time answering in a cheeky way, the second in a thoughtful and introspective one.

Suuure.  I know you are just a Nero waiting for a stringed instrument to play while cities burn.

I think he had the right idea about Christians, is all.

[Grallon]

Antoninus Pius ...


Antoninus Pius 
68%
Hadrian 
68%
Domitian 
64%
Marcus Aurelius 
64%
Augustus 
61%
Nerva 
57%
Tiberius 
54%
Vespasian 
50%
Vitellius 
46%
Claudius 
43%
Trajan 
39%
Nero 
32%
Caligula 
21%
Commodus 
14%

[Martinus]

 

[Malthus]

Did he act like Elagabalus is the question. 

You know, I never did ask him if he desired to have a vagina implanted in him so he could have sexual intercourse with himself.  BRB.

Admittedly not the easiest thing to bring up in casual conversation.