Why Canada's a bit shit

[Malthus]

I've never considered peeing in an elevator to be a thing at all likely for anyone to do.

[Barrister]

I've never considered peeing in an elevator to be a thing at all likely for anyone to do.

The courthouse elevator sometimes has quite an aroma coming from it.

[mongers]

I've never heard of anyone doing that, seems remarkably dangerous too, given it's a steel proto-coffin driven by electronic controls, you might at the least cause it to malfunction and grind to a halt?

[Malthus]

I've never considered peeing in an elevator to be a thing at all likely for anyone to do.

The courthouse elevator sometimes has quite an aroma coming from it.

Those Crowns and Judges must be real pigs.

[DGuller]

One major disadvantage of using elevators to relieve yourself is that inevitably the puddle comes back to you, no matter how much effort you make to aim at a diagonally opposed corner.  Elevator cars tend to be perfectly level by design.

[garbon]

Elevators at the NYC subway are all about being urination spots.

[Neil]

Regina could be interesting. You never know.

Unless Saskatoon has drastically changed, the average citizen is in their late 50s.
Regina? *spit*

No, let me tell you about a lovely prairie city called Saskatoon...

[dps]

I don't think I've ever stepped into an elevator and thought, "This would be a good place to take a leak".

If you're alone, why not?

When I was single, I was alone in bed a lot, but I never considered that a good place to pee either.

[DGuller]

I don't think I've ever stepped into an elevator and thought, "This would be a good place to take a leak".

If you're alone, why not?

When I was single, I was alone in bed a lot, but I never considered that a good place to pee either.

That's a different situation.  In that situation your subconsciousness often makes the choice for you.

[crazy canuck]

How can you write an article about the disadvantages of Canada and not mention winter? 

Because it's expected and even the most naive person considering a move there will be prepared for that. As the article says:

"It should come as no surprise that areas of Canada can get very cold in the winter - temperatures can drop to -40C (-40F) with severe wind chills."

More to the point why would anyone move to those parts when there are far better parts.

[Valmy]

More to the point why would anyone move to those parts when there are far better parts.

When did Canada annex some Caribbean islands?

[garbon]

Foolishly they passed on the opportunity.

[crazy canuck]

The American grasp of geography can be weak at times but Vancouver is nowhere near the Caribbean.

[Valmy]

The American grasp of geography can be weak at times but Vancouver is nowhere near the Caribbean.

So, therefore, it is not far better. How is your summer going? Put away the sweaters yet?

[viper37]

I've never considered peeing in an elevator to be a thing at all likely for anyone to do.

I've never considered peeing in an airplane alley to be a thing at all likely for anyone to do.  Yet, it happenned.