Why Canada's a bit shit

[Barrister]

I wouldn't hire any of you. Except Seedy and Peedy.

I don't discriminate.  I would gladly prosecute each and every one of you.

[Ed Anger]

I'd hire Tim to work in Ed Anger Propety Management, LLC and have a contractor shoot him in the head with a nail gun.

[Jacob]

I'd hire Tim to work in Ed Anger Propety Management, LLC and have a contractor shoot him in the head with a nail gun.

Would you consider a languishite for the contractor position? Asking for a friend.

[Grey Fox]

He's not Filipino.

He wouldn't move to Alberta.

Who said anything about Alberta?

I did.

[Malthus]

I wouldn't hire any of you. Except Seedy and Peedy.

I don't discriminate.  I would gladly prosecute each and every one of you.

I didn't know associating with you was a criminal offence. 

[Ed Anger]

I'd hire Tim to work in Ed Anger Propety Management, LLC and have a contractor shoot him in the head with a nail gun.

Would you consider a languishite for the contractor position? Asking for a friend.

Seriously? No.

[DGuller]

I'd hire Tim to work in Ed Anger Propety Management, LLC and have a contractor shoot him in the head with a nail gun.

Would you consider a languishite for the contractor position? Asking for a friend.

And can Jacob's friend use a Nagant instead?

[Ed Anger]

Heh, I misspelled "property".