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Liep

#41250
June 27, 2014, 06:59:03 AM
New Zealand confirmed. Included are long ass flights, diving and bungy jumping. Pretty sure I'll bail out on the latter though. :P
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

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Savonarola

#41251
June 27, 2014, 07:20:39 AM
This morning on NPR's Marketplace there was a story on the late Senator Howard Baker followed by a story on pork disease.  Someone in the programming office has a sense of humor.   :)
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Syt

#41252
June 27, 2014, 11:29:48 AM
"They really love carpets in Russia"

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/04/russian-carpets/















I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Grey Fox

#41253
June 27, 2014, 11:32:42 AM
Why on walls?!

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Valmy

#41254
June 27, 2014, 11:33:41 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 27, 2014, 11:32:42 AM
Why on walls?!

Keeps things warm I guess.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#41255
June 27, 2014, 11:37:51 AM
They get dirty on the floor, duh.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Syt

#41256
June 27, 2014, 11:51:29 AM
I find fascinating that many seem to use their beds as sofas. Are apartments so tiny over there that it's a question of either/or? I've lived in very small apartments, but usually there was room for a separate sleeping area and a separate living area.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

#41257
June 27, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
They're Slavs.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Barrister

#41258
June 27, 2014, 11:56:12 AM
Quote from: The Brain on June 27, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
They're Slavs.

Slavs are awesome.   :mad:
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The Brain

#41259
June 27, 2014, 11:57:44 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 27, 2014, 11:56:12 AM
Quote from: The Brain on June 27, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
They're Slavs.

Slavs are awesome.   :mad:

I'm hurt that you think I think otherwise. But the truth hurts sometimes.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

#41260
June 27, 2014, 12:09:47 PM
Is that human in the green blouse a man or a woman?  I see the face of a man on the body of a woman.  Maybe it's a manotaur. :hmm:
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Valmy

#41261
June 27, 2014, 12:14:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 27, 2014, 12:09:47 PM
Is that human in the green blouse a man or a woman?  I see the face of a man on the body of a woman.  Maybe it's a manotaur. :hmm:

It is obviously a woman with a big nose.  I guess I don't get why a big nose in itself would lead to having a mannish face.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#41262
June 27, 2014, 12:16:45 PM
Slavs are special.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#41263
June 27, 2014, 12:19:55 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 12:14:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 27, 2014, 12:09:47 PM
Is that human in the green blouse a man or a woman?  I see the face of a man on the body of a woman.  Maybe it's a manotaur. :hmm:

It is obviously a woman with a big nose.  I guess I don't get why a big nose in itself would lead to having a mannish face.

Her face is a bit mannish.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

#41264
June 27, 2014, 12:21:05 PM
She kind of looks like she has FAS.  I'm shocked anyone from Russia would suffer from such a malady, though. :wacko:
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