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Zanza

Quote from: Iormlund on May 22, 2014, 03:54:50 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 22, 2014, 03:49:09 PM
See?  50+ year olds can be cute.

She was 35 or so. :P

I did see younger girls in Lufthansa livery, but only on the ground when we did our layover in Munich. I distinctly remember a dark-haired goddess at a desk when we disembarked. She gave me directions but I didn't listen to a word.  :blush:
Germanwings and Lufthansa Regional often seem to have younger, sexier staff.

Norgy

Do they show weird porn during flights? If not, I'm out.

Zanza

No, they even censor normal sexy scenes. I guess you could watch porn on the in-flight internet.

Sheilbh

Quote from: derspiess on May 22, 2014, 03:46:51 PM
My in-laws are stuck at ATL for a 10-hour layover before they fly back to Argentina :pinch:
I was in Vienna for 5 hours. Not long enough to go into the town and then check back in. Definitely too long to spend in Vienna airport :bleeding:
Let's bomb Russia!

crazy canuck

Quote from: The Brain on May 22, 2014, 03:39:04 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
Quote from: Zanza on May 22, 2014, 03:20:26 PM
I actually checked and they do have magazines. In French or local Indian ones.

My flight is scheduled at 3am, which must be just about the worst possible time if the day.

In this situation I normally head for the airport bar.

Picking up strange businessmen may or may not be a great idea. :hmm:

Why would you do that?

Malthus

Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 04:28:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 22, 2014, 03:39:04 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
Quote from: Zanza on May 22, 2014, 03:20:26 PM
I actually checked and they do have magazines. In French or local Indian ones.

My flight is scheduled at 3am, which must be just about the worst possible time if the day.

In this situation I normally head for the airport bar.

Picking up strange businessmen may or may not be a great idea. :hmm:

Why would you do that?

To prove how strong he is? Those businessmen must weigh 180 pounds at least.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 04:28:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 22, 2014, 03:39:04 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
Quote from: Zanza on May 22, 2014, 03:20:26 PM
I actually checked and they do have magazines. In French or local Indian ones.

My flight is scheduled at 3am, which must be just about the worst possible time if the day.

In this situation I normally head for the airport bar.

Picking up strange businessmen may or may not be a great idea. :hmm:

Why would you do that?

Networking comes in many forms.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 04:28:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 22, 2014, 03:39:04 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
Quote from: Zanza on May 22, 2014, 03:20:26 PM
I actually checked and they do have magazines. In French or local Indian ones.

My flight is scheduled at 3am, which must be just about the worst possible time if the day.

In this situation I normally head for the airport bar.

Picking up strange businessmen may or may not be a great idea. :hmm:

Why would you do that?

:huh: You're the one who brought it up.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Malthus on May 22, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
To prove how strong he is? Those businessmen must weigh 180 pounds at least.

Not if he's in India.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

Maybe he can find an American businessman there.  They are usually about 250 at least.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Josquius

Quote from: Sheilbh on May 22, 2014, 11:55:07 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 22, 2014, 10:57:24 AM
Our unemployment rate is still 3-4 points lower than France's.  But I'm shocked to hear of Krugman twisting numbers.
He's not twisting numbers, this is fascinating:


Everyone knows France has a higher unemployment rate anyway, that's boring.
What counts as employed? Surely more than 10% of the population are housewives and the like
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garbon

Quote from: Valmy on May 22, 2014, 04:59:09 PM
Maybe he can find an American businessman there.  They are usually about 250 at least.

As an American businessman. :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

I thought you said you weren't in sales.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

crazy canuck

Quote from: The Brain on May 22, 2014, 04:48:22 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 04:28:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 22, 2014, 03:39:04 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
Quote from: Zanza on May 22, 2014, 03:20:26 PM
I actually checked and they do have magazines. In French or local Indian ones.

My flight is scheduled at 3am, which must be just about the worst possible time if the day.

In this situation I normally head for the airport bar.

Picking up strange businessmen may or may not be a great idea. :hmm:

Why would you do that?

:huh: You're the one who brought it up.

Whenever you go to a bar do you feel compelled to pick up businessmen - either literally in the way Malthus interpreted your comment or in the way Garbon would like to see you do it?

crazy canuck

Quote from: Zanza on May 22, 2014, 03:39:21 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 22, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
Quote from: Zanza on May 22, 2014, 03:20:26 PM
I actually checked and they do have magazines. In French or local Indian ones.

My flight is scheduled at 3am, which must be just about the worst possible time if the day.

In this situation I normally head for the airport bar.
The lounge has free booze, but as I get travel sick easily I usually don't drink before flights... :-(

You need to do something about your drinking problem before you go on your next trip.