The Off Topic Topic

[derspiess]

Dove? Nah. Ducks are about the only bird I'd want to shoot.

[DGuller]

Lol, FiOS techs have been on hold for at least 30 minutes now.  I guess they don't get any preference by Verizon.  That's not a good sign.

[garbon]

Lol, FiOS techs have been on hold for at least 30 minutes now.  I guess they don't get any preference by Verizon.  That's not a good sign.

Time Warner cable guy sat on hold for 30 minutes in my apartment as well.

[mongers]

If Jupiter exactly took the moon's place:

[CountDeMoney]

Thanks, English Timmay.

[mongers]

Thanks, English Timmay.

I thought that whilst posting.

So to finish the one-two:

From 1974 - Carl Sagan Talks To Sir Patrick Moore On Alien Civilisations -
http://bestouterspacevideos.com/carl-sagan-talks-to-sir-patrick-moore-on-alien-civilisations/

[Tonitrus]

I think if Jupiter exactly took the Moon's place, the gravity would pull us into it and we'd all die.

[Admiral Yi]

I think if Jupiter exactly took the Moon's place, the gravity would pull us into it and we'd all die.

But that's what it would look like while the gravity was pulling us in and right before we died.

[Eddie Teach]

Maybe Jupiter would lose a lot of density and actually be lighter than the earth. 

[jimmy olsen]

I think if Jupiter exactly took the Moon's place, the gravity would pull us into it and we'd all die.

We'd be slightly closer than Io, so I think we'd just be turned into a molten hellhole devoid of all life.

[Josquius]

Thanks, English Timmay.

I thought that whilst posting.

So to finish the one-two:

From 1974 - Carl Sagan Talks To Sir Patrick Moore On Alien Civilisations -
http://bestouterspacevideos.com/carl-sagan-talks-to-sir-patrick-moore-on-alien-civilisations/

Prognostocations...what a word!

[Ideologue]

These BARBRI outlines are some of the most heinously edited things I've ever seen.  "A permanent injunction enjoying the enforcement"?  Are you fucking kidding me?

Hope their substance is better done than their form.

[Syt]

The facebook page of Washington Post gets spammed with identical commentaries to every post:

I am an Egyptian citizen...
I accuse the Obama administration for supporting an international terrorist group known as "Muslim Brotherhood" to rule Egypt and helping them to kill the Egyptian people and occupy the land of Egypt using lethal weapons and defrauding elections.

No to the rule of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt

[garbon]

@trekandthecity
It was light years from anywhere, the bars were seedy and the men were even more so; Deep Space 9 truly was the intergalactic New Jersey.

[Syt]

Police picked up a 33 year old Pole in a small shopping mall. An employee had noticed that the guy was moving around aimlessly and had blood on his face and his clothes. The guy said he was fine and that he was waiting for the bus. Police brought him to a hospital where the doctors found that his penis and balls had been cut off cleanly.

Police found the "missing bits", plus razor blades in a public toilet next to the mall. At this time it's not clear whether the Pole was the victim of a crime or inflicted the damage himself. The guy claims he doesn't remember anything.


It's been a while since we had a weird crime case in Vienna.