The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

I think I'm going to buy a motorcycle.

Go for it, dude.  With today's technology, you can still log in onto Languish by blowing into the straw attached to your wheelchair.

[11B4V]

Oh Ide, you dork.

you work with actors, surely you'd be used to others bad decisions by now

Yes but i've thought Ide was kinda smart, then he reminds me how little common sense he has.

Usually not related

Ide, you could always say;

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

and/or

Y'all watch this.

[CountDeMoney]

Yes but i've thought Ide was kinda smart, then he reminds me how little common sense he has.

Usually not related

Yup.  He's got a law degree.  That means: he's got a law degree.

[FunkMonk]

I think I'm going to buy a motorcycle.

Go for it, dude.  With today's technology, you can still log in onto Languish by blowing into the straw attached to your wheelchair.

[DGuller]

Also, Ide, hope you wear a helmet for that 1.5 mile ride if and when you get a bike.

I hope Ide wears a helmet even when he's not on a motorcycle.

[Neil]

Eugh! Languish, it only now occurs to me that the Questing Beast is twenty-one! Lando knew it best; this deal is getting worse all the time.

Nice Calrissian reference.

[sbr]

Seatbelts are for squares.

[Neil]

Members of one of Vienna's opera houses perform the finale of Carmina Burana in one of Vienna's train stations while dressed as passers-by/employees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJNp5UKRtbQ

Also nicely demonstrates the general Viennese indifference to random nutters and weirdos (like people ignoring the lady chanting in Latin etc.).

I'd hate to be the guy who has to clean all that up.

[Neil]

Yes but i've thought Ide was kinda smart, then he reminds me how little common sense he has.

Usually not related

Yup.  He's got a law degree.  That means: he's got a law degree.

And that he's a bad person.

[garbon]

Seriously, Ide, put on your seat belt and don't buy a motorcycle.

Oh and 35 mph can be deadly. Especially to pedestrians.

[11B4V]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-06-07/stop-and-frisk-policy/55453732/1?csp=24&kjnd=JPxAaKX6JL%2FqS2MC8oVLSY6EnOVEcKRevxVXtShlrRZysk3mISj23fYHkmbqpZh7-e1ac38c0-8b62-4963-af25-4a79b97a7faf_AP1qtpFynL9TyBlXP4Ro%2BNV9AelDg154Vl70vbx%2F%2BQWnXTZ6cJhnHdfz1fM9tsM0

[Malthus]

won't get dumb seatbelt tickets every few months driving it

How about wearing your fucking seatbelt you mouth breatign moron?

Oh, I remember this quiz.  It's Breton.

I forget sometimes, especially on my mile and half, 35mph commute.

Wow.

Stop that.

I got two since November is all and I was just making a little joke.  I ordinarily wear my belt, obviously, but Christ, you guys can get all wrought up over the most mundane shit.

Q: What do Languishistas call Ide on a motorcycle?

A: "Donor".

[Sheilbh]

2 exams out of 7 down.  Equity and Land done

[Brazen]

Once upon a time every swimming pool in the UK had this sign up:

[Malthus]

Once upon a time every swimming pool in the UK had this sign up:

I love how the only woman they have in that cartoon is there to warn people against "petting".