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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Lettow77

 Ide, i'd be sad to hear you got in a wreck. I've known people who had motorcycles, but none who haven't received injury by them.

That said, an effete european scooter has a cultured appeal, and would be yet another way of letting the inhabitants of South Carolina know the degree to which you had abjured the dilapidated realm of their conception.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Jaron

Quote from: Tamas on June 08, 2012, 02:07:55 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 08, 2012, 02:00:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 08, 2012, 01:56:43 AM
Ide don't be a moron and fasten your seatbelt. If you think you don't need it, loan a bicycle, accelerate to 35MPH with it (go down a hill if you are weak), and hit a parking car or something. Analyze the result on your hospital bill.
Jesus.

A seat belt on a motorcycle?  :huh:


in his car, dimwit  :rolleyes:

WTF are you talking about a bicycle for then? You might as well tell him to jump out of a hot air balloon. :lol:
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Lettow77

 Eugh! Languish, it only now occurs to me that the Questing Beast is twenty-one! Lando knew it best; this deal is getting worse all the time.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

HVC

Quote from: Jaron on June 08, 2012, 02:17:08 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 08, 2012, 02:07:55 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 08, 2012, 02:00:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 08, 2012, 01:56:43 AM
Ide don't be a moron and fasten your seatbelt. If you think you don't need it, loan a bicycle, accelerate to 35MPH with it (go down a hill if you are weak), and hit a parking car or something. Analyze the result on your hospital bill.
Jesus.

A seat belt on a motorcycle?  :huh:


in his car, dimwit  :rolleyes:

WTF are you talking about a bicycle for then? You might as well tell him to jump out of a hot air balloon. :lol:
to get up to speed and crash without wrecking his car. It isn't the best analogy, but it wasn't that difficult :lol:


Also, Ide, hope you wear a helmet for that 1.5 mile ride if and when you get a bike.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ideologue

Quote from: Lettow77 on June 08, 2012, 02:16:28 AM
Ide, i'd be sad to hear you got in a wreck. I've known people who had motorcycles, but none who haven't received injury by them.

That said, an effete european scooter has a cultured appeal, and would be yet another way of letting the inhabitants of South Carolina know the degree to which you had abjured the dilapidated realm of their conception.

...Yeah.

I was thinking more like a Suzuki V-Strom 650?  It's supposed to be alright for beginning riders.

Quote from: HVCAlso, Ide, hope you wear a helmet for that 1.5 mile ride if and when you get a bike.

Nobody on this board appreciates personal liberty nearly as much as they say they do. :P

I suppose I would.  That's more difficult to forget.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Jaron

What a horrible analogy. You're on notice, Tamas.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

HVC

Quote from: Ideologue on June 08, 2012, 02:25:25 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on June 08, 2012, 02:16:28 AM
Ide, i'd be sad to hear you got in a wreck. I've known people who had motorcycles, but none who haven't received injury by them.

That said, an effete european scooter has a cultured appeal, and would be yet another way of letting the inhabitants of South Carolina know the degree to which you had abjured the dilapidated realm of their conception.

...Yeah.

I was thinking more like a Suzuki V-Strom 650?  It's supposed to be alright for beginning riders.

Quote from: HVCAlso, Ide, hope you wear a helmet for that 1.5 mile ride if and when you get a bike.

Nobody on this board appreciates personal liberty nearly as much as they say they do. :P

I suppose I would.  That's more difficult to forget.
It's only counts as personal liberty if someone doesn't have to scrape your face off the pavement when a negative outcome arises from your decision :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

HVC

And keep in mind that motorcycles are surprisingly heavy. Make sure you can lift it up before you buy it. Because you will tip it. Often. And usually while you're on and hopefully not going to fast. Look up counter steering, it's a bitch to get used to.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

Quote from: katmai on June 08, 2012, 02:30:33 AM
Oh Ide, you dork.
you work with actors, surely you'd be used to others bad decisions by now :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

katmai

Quote from: HVC on June 08, 2012, 02:33:39 AM
Quote from: katmai on June 08, 2012, 02:30:33 AM
Oh Ide, you dork.
you work with actors, surely you'd be used to others bad decisions by now :D

Yes but i've thought Ide was kinda smart, then he reminds me how little common sense he has.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ideologue

Quote from: katmai on June 08, 2012, 02:44:50 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 08, 2012, 02:33:39 AM
Quote from: katmai on June 08, 2012, 02:30:33 AM
Oh Ide, you dork.
you work with actors, surely you'd be used to others bad decisions by now :D

Yes but i've thought Ide was kinda smart, then he reminds me how little common sense he has.

Liar.  You've never thought that.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

katmai

Clearly I'm not going to tell you that as it would go to your head, doofus.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Syt

Members of one of Vienna's opera houses perform the finale of Carmina Burana in one of Vienna's train stations while dressed as passers-by/employees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJNp5UKRtbQ

Also nicely demonstrates the general Viennese indifference to random nutters and weirdos (like people ignoring the lady chanting in Latin etc.). :lol:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Tamas

Quote from: Jaron on June 08, 2012, 02:25:47 AM
What a horrible analogy. You're on notice, Tamas.

It wasn't an analogy, it was a suggestion to help him get to grasps with what crashing to something solid with 35MPH actually means :P Yes, he could also jump out of a hot air balloon at a very low altitude but I figured my idea was easier :P