The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

From Thursday's Denver Post:

    A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died. [...]

    So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.

[Ed Anger]

[Razgovory]

My brother got a new job!  He now works  as a bartender at a gay bar.  I wonder if he wears a shirt at work.

[CountDeMoney]

Video shows dog braving traffic on Southern CA road to stay by fatally struck canine pal



LA PUENTE, Calif. — Los Angeles county animal control officials are heralding the loyalty of a black Labrador retriever that braved traffic to stay by another dog that was fatally struck by a car.

A motorist who saw the dogs on a La Puente street Wednesday morning put down traffic cones to alert other drivers and shot video of the dogs. The video released Saturday showed the female Labrador lying next to a motionless, yellow Labrador as vehicles pass dangerously close to them.

The Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care and Control says the 2-year-old dog, who animal shelter staff and volunteers have named Grace, appears to have been well cared for.

However, nobody has come forward to claim her so she is up for adoption.

[DGuller]

That reminds me, I'm still looking for a publisher for my novel A Stable Relationship.

[jimmy olsen]

That reminds me, I'm still looking for a publisher for my novel A Stable Relationship.

[Ideologue]

I just checked out the website of the girls looking for sugar daddies. Some of those girls have some high expectations. 

I was also amused that the one that was 30 years old was only asking 1K/month with the 20 year olds was asking for 5-10K/mo. NOBODY WANTS YOUR OLD CUNT LADY.

Hold your horses, Ed.  1k a month?  That's doable, but there are gonna be some stipulations.

[jimmy olsen]

Does CdM love animals this much?

[Eddie Teach]

Doesn't he love the earth too much to drive a Ferrari? 

[Tonitrus]

Doesn't he love the earth too much to drive a Ferrari? 

Which is why he drives an earth-churning Jeep 4x4. 

[Eddie Teach]

I am disappoint.

[Liep]

Packing like there's no coin washers in Japan, I might have to revise this strategy.

[Admiral Yi]

[Ideologue]

Does CdM love animals this much?

How the fuck does a good guy doing a good thing rise to the level of "fail"?  That's bullshit.

But yeah I'd have hit the little bastard.  You have to weigh it against the life value that went into manufacturing the automobile.  Several hundred or thousand human hours > hedgehog's brutish, short existence, one supposes.

[garbon]

I doubt he would have swerved had he known that would happen / put himself in danger.