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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Eddie Teach

 :) :) :)

(next in sequence should be 4 :mellow:)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

My mom just served notice for divorce. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Sheilbh

I love this photo:

Presumably, given the presence of Gibbs, it's a couple of years old, but still.
Let's bomb Russia!

Tamas


Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

mongers

Quote from: Sheilbh on April 16, 2012, 05:51:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 16, 2012, 05:40:32 PM
First step to becoming a Civil Rights Warrior for life. :smarty:
Nice :cool:

That's smart analysis though.  He doesn't fit with the domestication of the civil rights movement.

Indeed, nicely succinct. 
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

mongers

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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CountDeMoney

Heh, gotta love doing taxes at the last minute.  And God bless this tax system. Whole hog 401K contributions + mortgage interest? I SMELL REFUND

Ed Anger

I had to pay.  :mad:

And the online tax payment processor wanted a 2% fee. EVERYBODY GETS A CHECK.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

 :lol: My assets are not nearly as diverse as yours, Mitt Anger.  :P

Caliga

I ended up basically breaking even.  Oh, and I noticed that the gubmint plugged the wash sale tax cheat loophole. :mad:  Didn't have any of those this year, though.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 17, 2012, 07:22:02 PM
:lol: My assets are not nearly as diverse as yours, Mitt Anger.  :P

Call me 'Mittens'.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

Quote from: Tamas on April 17, 2012, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 17, 2012, 02:25:42 PM
My mom just served notice for divorce. :(

:(

My dad is something of a push over and my Mom is taking advantage of this.  She wants like 1700 a month in alimony.   He needs a lawyer.  I think she is going for a "no fault" divorce, but I get the feeling that periodically running off and stealing money counts as some kind of fault. I'm thinking of getting her one of those Anne Romney mugs for mother's day. :menace:
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017