The Off Topic Topic

[Jaron]

It sounded to me like it was unintentional. It wasn't like he said "I must save this hedgehog!". It was probably closer to "Shit, I don't want blood on my tires."

[The Brain]

Maybe it was a direhedgehog and could have caused significant damage to the car.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

The warming pit at Hard Eight Barbecue in Coppell, TX:

[Ed Anger]

Drench it in Butter and Paula Deen will be there.

[CountDeMoney]

Can definitely tell it's spring:  all the idiots with their motorcycles are out.  Especially the dumbass on the first floor.  Been trying to tune that POS Italian pasta rocket for years now, all he does is flood it.  Fucking imbecile.

But it's weekends like today--the first one to hit 80 degrees both days--that the motortard community starts to thin out its population.  The wrecks now save us from the wrecks later in the spring and summer.

Fucking two-wheeled idiots.

[Ed Anger]

Can definitely tell it's spring:  all the idiots with their motorcycles are out.  Especially the dumbass on the first floor.  Been trying to tune that POS Italian pasta rocket for years now, all he does is flood it.  Fucking imbecile.

But it's weekends like today--the first one to hit 80 degrees both days--that the motortard community starts to thin out its population.  The wrecks now save us from the wrecks later in the spring and summer.

Fucking two-wheeled idiots.

They'll start poppin' wheelies soon to impress the ladies. Soon thereafter, their heads will be poppin'.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Drench it in Butter and Paula Deen will be there.

The pot in the lower left of the picture is their buttered corn.  Its floating in a pot of liquid butter.

I don't like corn, but even if I did...

[Malthus]

Drench it in Butter and Paula Deen will be there.

Work this into a "Last Tango in Paris" poster. 

[mongers]

Drench it in Butter and Paula Deen will be there.

The pot in the lower left of the picture is their buttered corn.  Its floating in a pot of liquid butter.

I don't like corn, but even if I did...

Yeah, but I bet I'd puke before you.   

[Jaron]

Butter and corn are both good, but together they are divine.

[CountDeMoney]

Can definitely tell it's spring:  all the idiots with their motorcycles are out.  Especially the dumbass on the first floor.  Been trying to tune that POS Italian pasta rocket for years now, all he does is flood it.  Fucking imbecile.

But it's weekends like today--the first one to hit 80 degrees both days--that the motortard community starts to thin out its population.  The wrecks now save us from the wrecks later in the spring and summer.

Fucking two-wheeled idiots.

They'll start poppin' wheelies soon to impress the ladies. Soon thereafter, their heads will be poppin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI7gk9GnGiQ

[CountDeMoney]

Seized by TSA at BWI airport:

[Ed Anger]

Can definitely tell it's spring:  all the idiots with their motorcycles are out.  Especially the dumbass on the first floor.  Been trying to tune that POS Italian pasta rocket for years now, all he does is flood it.  Fucking imbecile.

But it's weekends like today--the first one to hit 80 degrees both days--that the motortard community starts to thin out its population.  The wrecks now save us from the wrecks later in the spring and summer.

Fucking two-wheeled idiots.

They'll start poppin' wheelies soon to impress the ladies. Soon thereafter, their heads will be poppin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI7gk9GnGiQ

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/motorcycle-granny

[Razgovory]

Seized by TSA at BWI airport:

What is it?

[Razgovory]

Can definitely tell it's spring:  all the idiots with their motorcycles are out.  Especially the dumbass on the first floor.  Been trying to tune that POS Italian pasta rocket for years now, all he does is flood it.  Fucking imbecile.

But it's weekends like today--the first one to hit 80 degrees both days--that the motortard community starts to thin out its population.  The wrecks now save us from the wrecks later in the spring and summer.

Fucking two-wheeled idiots.

Three weeks ago we had three fatalities in one weekend.