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Duque de Bragança

Quote from: Liep on December 14, 2011, 09:57:55 AM
The government has been slacking on funding to the railway for many decades, only the main line and the Copenhagen lines are electrified. Every time someone suggests we expand the railway system someone cries "it's too expensive, let's build a highway instead".

This reminds me of PORTUGAL !
Sorry :D

Liep

"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Liep

Up by 4 against Angola in the quarter final, first half almost over.

"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Zanza

Quote from: Duque de Bragança on December 14, 2011, 09:41:44 AM
Quote from: Liep on December 14, 2011, 08:40:32 AM

It's 5-6 hours by train from Copenhagen to the northern/southern most parts of Jutland. I'm guessing the flight operators are getting flooded with bookings right now.

5 or 6 hours? A high-speed line would not be expensive since it's all flat. Not densely populated enough though I guess.
Checking from the Deutsche Bahn site, even the so-called ICE Hamburg-Copenhagen is not that fast (bit less than 5 hours).
Not even electrified...  :hmm:
map checking edit : it does not even go through Jutland.
That train also uses a ferry to cross from Fehmarn to Lolland.

Ed Anger

I wish match.com would stop sending me the 40 year old lost causes in the email. Only 18-30 yr olds plz.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

Just picked up an amazing basketball factoid.

The movie Hoosiers (the best sports movie ever (tm)) was based on history.  In 1954 tiny Milan made it to the Indiana state high school championship and upset powerhouse Crispus Attucks. 

On that Crispus Attucks team there was a sophomore named Oscar Robertson.

Ideologue

#12277
Ide runs into law professor, K, at book store.

Ide: Hi, Professor K.
Professor K: Oh, hello! What brings you here?
Ide:  Just applying to work at the book store.
Professor K: Oh, great!
Ide: :huh:
Professor K: :(

***

The lady that interviewed me has some sort of accent or speech impediment, and for a few instants I could have sworn she was asking if I was a Jewish doctor.

I do note well that I was asked to bring my social security card, but not asked to present it at or after the interview. -_-  On the other hand, I was the first to be interviewed.  Out of seven or eight.  Of the first batch of interviews.  To do temp work, at the university book store.

I waved at the Occupy Columbia/homeless commune on way home, and considered visiting, but had already spent a dollar and a half on parking and was running low on change.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ideologue

Or, there's this.

QuoteCongratulations Hunter!

You have tentatively been selected for the Intermittent Paralegal Specialist position at U.S. Small Business Administration in Fort Worth, Texas.

Attached are the pre-employment forms, please return the signed and completed forms for your new Paralegal Specialist term appointment.

...

If you have any questions please feel free to call, and we will be happy to assist you.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THESE STRANGE WORDS.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Malthus

Quote from: Ideologue on December 14, 2011, 02:07:29 PM
QuoteCongratulations Hunter!

You have tentatively been selected for the Intermittent Paralegal Specialist position at U.S. Small Business Administration in Fort Worth, Texas.

Attached are the pre-employment forms, please return the signed and completed forms for your new Paralegal Specialist term appointment.

...

If you have any questions please feel free to call, and we will be happy to assist you.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Sounds like  :cheers: are in order.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Habbaku

The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Grey Fox

Oh, it's going to be awesome.

After your interview make sure to go buy a gun at the giant Sporting goods store for 80$.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

garbon

I'd be scared by the terms "tentatively" and "intermittent".
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Habbaku

Quote from: garbon on December 14, 2011, 02:16:04 PM
I'd be scared by the terms "tentatively" and "intermittent".

They are very careful about the 16-hour-a-week positions they have to offer.  :smarty:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien