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Habbaku

#12300
December 14, 2011, 09:12:16 PM
 :rolleyes:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Capetan Mihali

#12301
December 14, 2011, 09:15:08 PM
I love you little naifs running around with submachine guns thinking "my state has castle doctrine i'll never get in trouble with the law" without a clue how absolutely fucking abysmal the county jail is, let alone prison.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Habbaku

#12302
December 14, 2011, 09:17:08 PM
 :lmfao:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Capetan Mihali

#12303
December 14, 2011, 09:17:17 PM
Maybe it's not as obvious as I thought, but "life without the possibility of parole" and "life" are different, and both mean you could be "removed from society forever."  :o
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Capetan Mihali

#12304
December 14, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Ed Anger

#12305
December 14, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 14, 2011, 09:15:08 PM
I love you little naifs running around with submachine guns thinking "my state has castle doctrine i'll never get in trouble with the law" without a clue how absolutely fucking abysmal the county jail is, let alone prison.

I have rifles, not SMG's. Thank you very much.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Capetan Mihali

#12306
December 14, 2011, 09:21:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 14, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
I have rifles, not SMG's. Thank you very much.

I like guns too, but be prepared to face the possibility of imprisonment if you get charged with even pulling a gun on someone from your own window in a "stand your ground" state.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Eddie Teach

#12307
December 14, 2011, 09:22:33 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 14, 2011, 09:10:39 PM
So is a paralegal a lawyer who has to jump out of airplanes with the airborne?

Only if they want to get paid.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#12308
December 14, 2011, 09:22:39 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 14, 2011, 09:21:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 14, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
I have rifles, not SMG's. Thank you very much.

I like guns too, but be prepared to face the possibility of imprisonment if you get charged with even pulling a gun on someone from your own window in a "stand your ground" state.

The key is to wait until they come in.  :)
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

mongers

#12309
December 14, 2011, 09:22:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 14, 2011, 09:10:39 PM
So is a paralegal a lawyer who has to jump out of airplanes with the airborne?

No that would contravene several federal aviation codes, so they're only allowed to jump if the aircraft is parked on the airfield flight line.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Razgovory

#12310
December 14, 2011, 09:44:34 PM
Don't think the parachute will open before he hits the tarmac.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

mongers

#12311
December 14, 2011, 10:11:14 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 14, 2011, 09:44:34 PM
Don't think the parachute will open before he hits the tarmac.

No one said they had to be effective; they are after all federal employees.  :P
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Caliga

#12312
December 14, 2011, 10:58:38 PM
theWit is theWeird.  It's like they let some hipster like Spellus design a hotel. :(
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garbon

#12313
December 14, 2011, 11:55:50 PM Last Edit: December 14, 2011, 11:57:45 PM by garbon
So I'm watching Butterfield 8 again and by the magic of wikipedia learned that the Laurence Harvey in the film is none other than the father of Domino Harvey portrayed by Keria Knightely. How incestuous! Also Laurence was perhaps a bisexual. -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

#12314
December 15, 2011, 01:35:59 AM
Quote from: Liep on December 14, 2011, 12:00:28 PM
Up by 4 against Angola in the quarter final, first half almost over.



Handball?

The European Handball Federation is in Vienna and were looking for an accounts payable guy. I considered applying, because I like handball (THW Kiel supporter), and this could be a fun assignment.

I decided against it, because Austrian handball scene is almost non-existant (so any perks you get like free tickets might be useless), and because I figured that such a gig wouldn't really pay all that well.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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