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Ed Anger

Quote from: Malthus on November 07, 2011, 08:58:13 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 06, 2011, 05:45:25 PM
And on a survivalist forum, a thread is titled 'The facts about cannibalism'. Hilarious.

Any facts worth sharing?  :P

I was too busy laughing.
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Ed Anger

Manos: The hands of fate. The game that is.

http://playthisthing.com/manos-hands-fate

:lol:

I hope it has the chicks wrestling scene.
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Syt

Quote from: Ed Anger on November 07, 2011, 11:11:23 AM
Manos: The hands of fate. The game that is.

http://playthisthing.com/manos-hands-fate

:lol:

I hope it has the chicks wrestling scene.

For some reason I keep confusing that movie with this one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078916/
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Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

It's like a fever dream I had once.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Malthus

Quote from: Razgovory on November 07, 2011, 02:19:55 PM
This one was even weirder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8&NR=1

That's more than I ever wanted to know about studying home economics ...  :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

I didn't know so many Shoggoths went into Home Econ.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Malthus

Quote from: Razgovory on November 07, 2011, 02:55:45 PM
I didn't know so many Shoggoths went into Home Econ.

Well, you'd hardly want them in English or Math now, would you?

And they would have an unfair advantage in Gym.

[Anyway, didn't the Old Ones use 'em as servants?]
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Capetan Mihali

Quote from: Malthus on November 07, 2011, 08:58:13 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 06, 2011, 05:45:25 PM
And on a survivalist forum, a thread is titled 'The facts about cannibalism'. Hilarious.

Any facts worth sharing?  :P

Fact: It's a cookbook.

Fact: It's made out of people.
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Malthus

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on November 07, 2011, 04:13:02 PM
Fact: It's a cookbook.

Fact: It's made out of people.

I was hoping for something more along the lines of:

Fact: while in the 19th century sailors marooned in an open lifeboat could claim "custom of the sea" and eat the weakest of their number after a couple of weeks - but being marooned in an elevator for an hour today isn't considered an excuse for businessmen to resort to cannibalism ...
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

fhdz

and the horse you rode in on

Capetan Mihali

Quote from: Malthus on November 07, 2011, 04:24:48 PM
I was hoping for something more along the lines of:

Fact: while in the 19th century sailors marooned in an open lifeboat could claim "custom of the sea" and eat the weakest of their number after a couple of weeks - but being marooned in an elevator for an hour today isn't considered an excuse for businessmen to resort to cannibalism ...

Myth:  Human flesh tastes like chicken.

Fact:  It's the chicken that tastes like human flesh.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Razgovory

Quote from: Malthus on November 07, 2011, 04:08:06 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 07, 2011, 02:55:45 PM
I didn't know so many Shoggoths went into Home Econ.

Well, you'd hardly want them in English or Math now, would you?

And they would have an unfair advantage in Gym.

[Anyway, didn't the Old Ones use 'em as servants?]

The winged starfish aliens did.  I forget if they were Old Ones or Elder Things.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ideologue

Quote from: Malthus on November 07, 2011, 04:24:48 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on November 07, 2011, 04:13:02 PM
Fact: It's a cookbook.

Fact: It's made out of people.

I was hoping for something more along the lines of:

Fact: while in the 19th century sailors marooned in an open lifeboat could claim "custom of the sea" and eat the weakest of their number after a couple of weeks - but being marooned in an elevator for an hour today isn't considered an excuse for businessmen to resort to cannibalism ...

Fact: Parker became suicidally depressed and jumped over the side.  Try proving otherwise, you bastards.
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