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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Barrister on November 09, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
Please tell me you're doing this for the comedy value...
The internet is overrun with full grown men obsessed with My Little Pony
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 09, 2011, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 09, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
Please tell me you're doing this for the comedy value...
The internet is overrun with full grown men obsessed with My Little Pony

Unlikely. The net is a big place.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Habbaku

Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 09, 2011, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 09, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
Please tell me you're doing this for the comedy value...
The internet is overrun with full grown men obsessed with My Little Pony

The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Ed Anger

An Atlas doesn't carry a tire iron. Silly artist.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

FunkMonk

Quote from: Barrister on November 09, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
Quote from: Lettow77 on November 09, 2011, 01:45:05 PM
Some real gems here: "..My Little Pony has been blessed with a wonderful new reimagining that has the capacity to change all of your hearts. It is a touching show that chases away the horrific existential malaise that threatens to close in every time I wake up and realize I am in Martin, Tennessee "

"...Many of you have shared the difficult circumstances attendant to your particular family lives, and I realize that suffering exists in this defiled world. There is a world beyond the veil, known as Equestria, where no pony ever knows illness or seeks the love of her daddy in some passing boy's arms. "

Please tell me you're doing this for the comedy value...

The doctors will be waiting for him.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Ed Anger

I've had to suffer through My Little Pony. But I have an excuse.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Malthus

Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2011, 03:35:10 PM
I've had to suffer through My Little Pony. But I have an excuse.

You are, in fact, a 12 year old girl?

I shoulda known!  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2011, 03:35:10 PM
I've had to suffer through My Little Pony. But I have an excuse.

*makes whipping sound*
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

My sisters used to watch My Little Pony, back when the ponies were thicker and didn't have such enormous eyes.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

Quote from: The Brain on November 09, 2011, 03:47:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2011, 03:35:10 PM
I've had to suffer through My Little Pony. But I have an excuse.

*makes whipping sound*

ehehe, a child bride joke.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Razgovory

Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 09, 2011, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 09, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
Please tell me you're doing this for the comedy value...
The internet is overrun with full grown men obsessed with My Little Pony

Actually, what is the deal with that?  I don't get the joke.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Lettow77

 It's not a joke. It's part of the new sincerity and a movement away from jaded cynicism. Why can't you enjoy idealized personalities in harmony with one another in a bright atmosphere?

Americans only want to watch a show if it has mexicans dissolving in barrels of acid. feels bad.

Anyway, my speech went off to _thunderous applause_
the professor had no choice but to admit she was wrong in her prior grading, promise to add points, and furthermore assured me i'd get above a C, after I insultingly said that "honestly, giving me below a B is just a poor reflection on the professor"

Yes I..brought ponies to the masses, and was in the height of my contemptuous glory
The wall-eyed rustics lapped up my offerings and the professor bowed to my greatness

I feel: fulfilled
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Barrister

Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2011, 03:32:29 PM
An Atlas doesn't carry a tire iron. Silly artist.

I'm pretty sure that a mech could, for example, pick up an object like the detached limb of another mech, and swing it like a club.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Ideologue

Quote from: LettowAmericans only want to watch a show if it has mexicans dissolving in barrels of acid. feels bad.

They don't have to be Mexicans.

By the way, does anyone else want to tell me the education system in America ain't broken?  Anyone?  C'mon, don't be shy.
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