The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

Now you people understand my blinding hatred of the internet nerd.

[Admiral Yi]

Now you people understand my blinding hatred of the internet nerd.

You're a hateful person and you hate a lot.  It's not rocket science.

[Lettow77]

 Hey now, ide. I am an A student. I know things, I am bright. It's only right I am the cream of this malformed crop in this one horse town.

Maybe you are resentful that you lacked the dash and elan to cast rubrics aside and proceed in the most dramatic manner and rely on your own merit to see you through?

  Everyone wants to give their speech about prayer in school, or some confounded health issue or another. Something has to be done; the interesting speech master race had to assert itself.

Grades are zzz easymodo. I'm so clever it hurts. I shall assuredly attain the questing beast.

[FunkMonk]

 

[Razgovory]

And to think, we talked him out of trying to ride a bike across Nevada.

[Eddie Teach]

I'm so clever it hurts.

Grist for your sig, Raz.

[Razgovory]

I'm so clever it hurts.

Grist for your sig, Raz.

If I put ever stupid statement on my Sig, it's be six pages long.

[Lettow77]

 Hey now, my VISION QUEST TO THE WEST was an irrational and gallant move that elevated me to a new plane on my pursuit of the pure land. I wouldn't be the man I am today had I not wandered the west, and the assuredly doomed nature of the quest to Nevada was quite glorious.

I am probably a lesser man for not doing it.

[Neil]

An Atlas doesn't carry a tire iron. Silly artist.

It's been field modded with a hatchet.

[Jacob]

While I was buying lunch, I saw three Russian Navy sailors (officers maybe) waiting to buy in the same shop. They're in for a good pork sandwich (unless they bought something else, of course).

[Razgovory]

Hey now, my VISION QUEST TO THE WEST was an irrational and gallant move that elevated me to a new plane on my pursuit of the pure land. I wouldn't be the man I am today had I not wandered the west, and the assuredly doomed nature of the quest to Nevada was quite glorious.

I am probably a lesser man for not doing it.

Did you get to much sun or something?

[Neil]

By the way, does anyone else want to tell me the education system in America ain't broken?  Anyone?  C'mon, don't be shy.

I haven't seen any evidence of the brokenness that I would wouldn't put on general societal failure.

[Neil]

While I was buying lunch, I saw three Russian Navy sailors (officers maybe) waiting to buy in the same shop. They're in for a good pork sandwich (unless they bought something else, of course).

Spies?  Assassins?  Have you said anything critical of Putin lately that would make him want to give you a polonium handshake?

[jimmy olsen]

Everyone watching the riot? Where are you?

[Ideologue]

Everyone watching the riot? Where are you?

I was asleep.  What riot?  Inform me Olsen.