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[Ed Anger]

And on a survivalist forum, a thread is titled 'The facts about cannibalism'. Hilarious.

Any facts worth sharing? 

I was too busy laughing.

[Ed Anger]

Manos: The hands of fate. The game that is.

http://playthisthing.com/manos-hands-fate



I hope it has the chicks wrestling scene.

[Syt]

Manos: The hands of fate. The game that is.

http://playthisthing.com/manos-hands-fate



I hope it has the chicks wrestling scene.

For some reason I keep confusing that movie with this one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078916/

[Malthus]

This is ... wierd.

Welcome to Kitty City:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw&feature=topvideos_film

[Razgovory]

It's like a fever dream I had once.

[Razgovory]

This one was even weirder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8&NR=1

[Malthus]

This one was even weirder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8&NR=1

That's more than I ever wanted to know about studying home economics ... 

[Razgovory]

I didn't know so many Shoggoths went into Home Econ.

[Malthus]

I didn't know so many Shoggoths went into Home Econ.

Well, you'd hardly want them in English or Math now, would you?

And they would have an unfair advantage in Gym.

[Anyway, didn't the Old Ones use 'em as servants?]

[Capetan Mihali]

And on a survivalist forum, a thread is titled 'The facts about cannibalism'. Hilarious.

Any facts worth sharing? 

Fact: It's a cookbook.

Fact: It's made out of people.

[Malthus]

Fact: It's a cookbook.

Fact: It's made out of people.

I was hoping for something more along the lines of:

Fact: while in the 19th century sailors marooned in an open lifeboat could claim "custom of the sea" and eat the weakest of their number after a couple of weeks - but being marooned in an elevator for an hour today isn't considered an excuse for businessmen to resort to cannibalism ...

[fhdz]

And they would have an unfair advantage in Gym.

[Capetan Mihali]

I was hoping for something more along the lines of:

Fact: while in the 19th century sailors marooned in an open lifeboat could claim "custom of the sea" and eat the weakest of their number after a couple of weeks - but being marooned in an elevator for an hour today isn't considered an excuse for businessmen to resort to cannibalism ...

Myth:  Human flesh tastes like chicken.

Fact:  It's the chicken that tastes like human flesh.

[Razgovory]

I didn't know so many Shoggoths went into Home Econ.

Well, you'd hardly want them in English or Math now, would you?

And they would have an unfair advantage in Gym.

[Anyway, didn't the Old Ones use 'em as servants?]

The winged starfish aliens did.  I forget if they were Old Ones or Elder Things.

[Ideologue]

Fact: It's a cookbook.

Fact: It's made out of people.

I was hoping for something more along the lines of:

Fact: while in the 19th century sailors marooned in an open lifeboat could claim "custom of the sea" and eat the weakest of their number after a couple of weeks - but being marooned in an elevator for an hour today isn't considered an excuse for businessmen to resort to cannibalism ...

Fact: Parker became suicidally depressed and jumped over the side.  Try proving otherwise, you bastards.