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Liep

#8610
June 17, 2011, 06:58:17 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 17, 2011, 06:50:52 AM
Go to a doctors.

Only if it starts to discolour. Best walk it off.
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Ideologue

#8611
June 17, 2011, 07:02:25 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2011, 08:18:22 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 16, 2011, 06:08:44 PM
QuoteIt could also be called locking the bathroom door, but you highlighted the really important step.
I was the only one home. No big deal.

Quote from: Zoupa on June 16, 2011, 04:58:30 PM
It's called flushing dude. wtf indeed lol.
I was still using the bathroom. Meh.

Tell you what, save some water and take a dump in the shower.  Tard.

:lol:
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Josquius

#8612
June 17, 2011, 07:03:42 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 17, 2011, 06:50:52 AM
Go to a doctors.
Nyeah. Not the first time it has happened (the swatzika and the jew incident). Its stopped bleeding now anyway.
Though my sister panicked and phoned my mam who came home from work.
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Habbaku

#8613
June 17, 2011, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2011, 08:18:22 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 16, 2011, 06:08:44 PM
QuoteIt could also be called locking the bathroom door, but you highlighted the really important step.
I was the only one home. No big deal.

Quote from: Zoupa on June 16, 2011, 04:58:30 PM
It's called flushing dude. wtf indeed lol.
I was still using the bathroom. Meh.

Tell you what, save some water and take a dump in the shower.  Tard.

:yes:  Just have to stomp it down the drain.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Eddie Teach

#8614
June 17, 2011, 10:47:32 AM
I'm surprised he's not using the bucket/window method.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Grey Fox

#8615
June 17, 2011, 10:53:46 AM
I'd use the hole in the ground method.
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HisMajestyBOB

#8616
June 17, 2011, 10:55:04 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 17, 2011, 10:47:32 AM
I'm surprised he's not using the bucket/window method.

Thatcher stole that from them when she took their coal-mining jobs. Now they're required to use toilets. :(
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Josquius

#8617
June 17, 2011, 11:09:22 AM
I really fail to see the big deal about not flushing the loo for 10 whole minutes when I'm the only one home. :mellow:
Some people spend that long sitting on the thing.
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Ed Anger

#8618
June 17, 2011, 11:09:35 AM
Oh, new languish memes. So naughty.
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Josephus

#8619
June 17, 2011, 11:39:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 17, 2011, 11:09:22 AM
I really fail to see the big deal about not flushing the loo for 10 whole minutes when I'm the only one home. :mellow:
Some people spend that long sitting on the thing.

What if some hot young chick comes a knockin at your door and wants to use your loo? Huh? What then? :hmm:
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garbon

#8620
June 17, 2011, 11:47:03 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 17, 2011, 11:09:22 AM
I really fail to see the big deal about not flushing the loo for 10 whole minutes when I'm the only one home. :mellow:
Some people spend that long sitting on the thing.

It may not be that big of an issue. But then you are the one who thought it was a good idea to post about that and your dogs subsequent actions.
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The Brain

#8621
June 17, 2011, 12:48:44 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 17, 2011, 11:39:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 17, 2011, 11:09:22 AM
I really fail to see the big deal about not flushing the loo for 10 whole minutes when I'm the only one home. :mellow:
Some people spend that long sitting on the thing.

What if some hot young chick comes a knockin at your door and wants to use your loo? Huh? What then? :hmm:

What if some hot young chick comes a knockin at your door and wants to see your poo? Argument works both ways.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

HVC

#8622
June 17, 2011, 12:58:11 PM
Date a lot of germans, do you, brain? :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

The Brain

#8623
June 17, 2011, 01:08:03 PM
No. And I have yet to make stool today. :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

#8624
June 17, 2011, 01:46:18 PM
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