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Eddie Teach

#3765
October 14, 2009, 12:34:41 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 12:23:30 PM
I saw the girl I had a crush on in highschool at the mall today.  That depressed me. :(

Did she look the same?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

#3766
October 14, 2009, 12:52:41 PM
Did she look ugly?
I've noticed that, hot people from school tend to be ugly now whilst rather meh ones have become hot (or rather the hottest you can get from where I'm from...which isn't very)
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Josephus

#3767
October 14, 2009, 01:09:03 PM
Best things about high school girls....As I keep getting older, they stay the same age... :D
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Eddie Teach

#3768
October 14, 2009, 01:12:07 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 14, 2009, 01:09:03 PM
Best things about high school girls....As I keep getting older, they stay the same age... :D

High school girls, not the girls from *your* class in high school. ;)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

#3769
October 14, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
:lol:
The firefox latest headlines tab:
Top story on the list:
'UK sends more troops to Afghanistan'
Second story on the list:
'UK unnemployment growth slows'
:pinch:
Teh connection
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Agelastus

#3770
October 14, 2009, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 13, 2009, 11:37:38 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 13, 2009, 11:38:38 AM
That's MY line... :mad:

No, your line is: Look my head is pounding. I don't need aspirin, I gots alcohol!

:P

I said I haven't been that drunk in years when we had the original argument, dear...
"Come grow old with me
The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."

Razgovory

#3771
October 14, 2009, 06:10:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 14, 2009, 12:34:41 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 12:23:30 PM
I saw the girl I had a crush on in highschool at the mall today.  That depressed me. :(

Did she look the same?

Pretty close.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

MadImmortalMan

#3772
October 14, 2009, 06:19:58 PM
RIP HMS Royal Oak sixty years ago today.  :bowler:
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Savonarola

#3773
October 14, 2009, 07:15:31 PM
Patrick must be bawling his eyes out.  I thought they were perfect for one another  :cry:

QuoteSpongeBob is getting married

I'm not sure how this is going to change the show (though a show with freaky sponge/squirrel mutant children might be interesting), but SpongeBob SquarePants is getting married! Yes, the yellow square will finally tie the knot with the lady squirrel in the bowl, Sandy.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Ed Anger

#3774
October 14, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
That explains the SpongeBob-Sandy porn on the internet
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Savonarola

#3775
October 14, 2009, 07:19:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
That explains the SpongeBob-Sandy porn on the internet

It must be like the Tommy Lee - Pamela Anderson honeymoon tapes.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Ed Anger

#3776
October 14, 2009, 07:24:02 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on October 14, 2009, 07:19:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
That explains the SpongeBob-Sandy porn on the internet

It must be like the Tommy Lee - Pamela Anderson honeymoon tapes.

The Tonya Harding tape.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#3777
October 14, 2009, 09:44:22 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 14, 2009, 03:47:10 PM
:P

I said I haven't been that drunk in years when we had the original argument, dear...

Yes, but you keep thinking I'm talking about hangovers.  Here I was suggesting that you treat your typical headaches with alcohol. ;)
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

sbr

#3778
October 14, 2009, 09:48:33 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 12:23:30 PM
I saw the girl I had a crush on in highschool at the mall today.  That depressed me. :(

I saw a girl I had a crush on in high school at the bank a week or so ago.  She still looked pretty good but she is a grandma.  :cry:

jimmy olsen

#3779
October 14, 2009, 09:56:55 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on October 14, 2009, 07:15:31 PM
Patrick must be bawling his eyes out.  I thought they were perfect for one another  :cry:

QuoteSpongeBob is getting married

I'm not sure how this is going to change the show (though a show with freaky sponge/squirrel mutant children might be interesting), but SpongeBob SquarePants is getting married! Yes, the yellow square will finally tie the knot with the lady squirrel in the bowl, Sandy.
What? This is crazy. There's no way that would work.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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