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[sbr]

Patrick must be bawling his eyes out.  I thought they were perfect for one another 

SpongeBob is getting married

I'm not sure how this is going to change the show (though a show with freaky sponge/squirrel mutant children might be interesting), but SpongeBob SquarePants is getting married! Yes, the yellow square will finally tie the knot with the lady squirrel in the bowl, Sandy.

What? This is crazy. There's no way that would work.

It's a cartoon.

[Monoriu]

Mono: We need to lose weight.  I can barely fit into my pants 

Wife: Yeah.  Alright.  I'm in.  Tomorrow lunch, we'll just share one rice box between the two of us.  Absolutely nothing else.  What else should we eat?

Mono: ....And that is why we always fail.   

[Grey Fox]

Exercise.

[BVN]

I saw the girl I had a crush on in highschool at the mall today.  That depressed me.

I saw a girl I had a crush on in high school at the bank a week or so ago.  She still looked pretty good but she is a grandma. 

:nelson

[DontSayBanana]

I want to go bike-riding, but my stupid Schwinn Cruiser is way too heavy to lug up and down the stairs, much less stop in traffic on a hill.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Wow...one of the local community colleges has really made their campus nice:



They even built themselves a lake.

[Savonarola]

Patrick must be bawling his eyes out.  I thought they were perfect for one another 

SpongeBob is getting married

I'm not sure how this is going to change the show (though a show with freaky sponge/squirrel mutant children might be interesting), but SpongeBob SquarePants is getting married! Yes, the yellow square will finally tie the knot with the lady squirrel in the bowl, Sandy.

What? This is crazy. There's no way that would work.

You're right, they're getting married for the wrong reasons.   

[DontSayBanana]

It's alright; we've just decided to start educating children earlier about the concept of a "beard."

Spongebob gets his lady, and Patrick gets a lil' lovin' on the side.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Aw man...my disc 1 of The Wall is too scratched to play anymore. 

[Savonarola]

Aw man...my disc 1 of The Wall is too scratched to play anymore. 

So it said:  Goodbye Cruel World?

[DontSayBanana]

Aw man...my disc 1 of The Wall is too scratched to play anymore. 

So it said:  Goodbye Cruel World?

Or: Bye Bye Blue Sky?

[MadBurgerMaker]

So it said:  Goodbye Cruel World?

Edit:

Or: Bye Bye Blue Sky?

Right now its older brother is telling me to breatjesus christ this one is skipping too.  WHATS HAPPENING

Edit2:  Oh wait nevermind, I had shuffle on on media player, so it wasn't a crazy scratch or something that caused it to skip from the end of Breathe to Eclipse.  I lost it for a second there though. 

[Savonarola]

Aw man...my disc 1 of The Wall is too scratched to play anymore. 

So it said:  Goodbye Cruel World?

Or: Bye Bye Blue Sky?

The Happiest Days of Our Lives are over.   

[Brazen]

Drunkest guy in the world gets more beer:
http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html

[Ed Anger]

Wow...one of the local community colleges has really made their campus nice:



They even built themselves a lake.

Yuck. Spread out, too much walking.