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Josquius

Quote from: garbon on June 12, 2011, 11:02:29 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 12, 2011, 08:04:32 AM
Jaha,
I've just discovered that by right clicking on the back/forwards arrows on new firefox you get the drop down list of pages that has always traditionally been there.

It was that way in the old version too.
Old version still had the little arrow where you click to list tab history.
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garbon

Quote from: Tyr on June 12, 2011, 11:05:01 AM
Old version still had the little arrow where you click to list tab history.

It had both. :P
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

MadImmortalMan

Supposedly Liz Edwards recorded a secret video for prosecutors before she died to get revenge on John. Grain of salt: Enquirer.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Caliga

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 12, 2011, 04:54:16 PM
Supposedly Liz Edwards recorded a secret video for prosecutors before she died to get revenge on John. Grain of salt: Enquirer.
The Enquirer has had the inside track on him for a while though. :hmm:
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

HisMajestyBOB

For those familiar with William Carlos William's famous poem:
QuoteThis Is Just To Say    
by William Carlos Williams

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

here are some creative variations:
QuoteVariations on a Theme by William Carlos Williams
Kenneth Koch

1
I chopped down the house that you had been saving to live in next summer.
I am sorry, but it was morning, and I had nothing to do
and its wooden beams were so inviting.

2
We laughed at the hollyhocks together
and then I sprayed them with lye.
Forgive me. I simply do not know what I am doing.

3
I gave away the money that you had been saving to live on for the next ten years.
The man who asked for it was shabby
and the firm March wind on the porch was so juicy and cold.

4
Last evening we went dancing and I broke your leg.
Forgive me. I was clumsy and
I wanted you here in the wards, where I am the doctor!

:lol:
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Habbaku

The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

katmai

I guess he really likes enterprise?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

jimmy olsen

I have no idea what it's from. I randomly found it on the net.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ideologue

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 12, 2011, 04:54:16 PM
Supposedly Liz Edwards recorded a secret video for prosecutors before she died to get revenge on John. Grain of salt: Enquirer.

The man's innocent and people need to quit hounding our next president.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Tonitrus

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 13, 2011, 01:50:38 AM
I have no idea what it's from. I randomly found it on the net.

See now, if we all did that, this would be a porn forum.

Josquius

I was recently given a link for a site full of pornographic gifs...should I? :shifty:
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Neil

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 13, 2011, 01:50:38 AM
I have no idea what it's from. I randomly found it on the net.
It's kind of crappy.  Insufficient texture.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

DGuller

Is trying to sever Florida from US?  If so, it should probably cut a little higher.

Eddie Teach

Maybe it's a circumcision?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?