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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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katmai

@mim

Stick with my apple watch thank you very much.

:P
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Tonitrus

Quote from: katmai on September 12, 2015, 12:09:58 AM
@mim

Stick with my apple watch thank you very much.

:P

Wrong m_m?   :P

Eddie Teach

MIM would probably pick better colors.
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MadBurgerMaker

#51738
Pfffffffffffffffft

Figures.  Apple watch user. 

QuoteMIM would probably pick better colors.

My first dive watch was orange. This dive watch must have orange on it too. :sleep:

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Winner of THE grumbler point.

katmai

Quote from: Tonitrus on September 12, 2015, 12:21:28 AM
Quote from: katmai on September 12, 2015, 12:09:58 AM
@mim

Stick with my apple watch thank you very much.

:P

Wrong m_m?   :P
All you white people look alike to me.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

Quote from: garbon on September 12, 2015, 12:48:13 AM
Quote from: PRC on September 11, 2015, 04:23:13 PM
I assumed a gay man wrote it.

Indeed.

Why would a gay man ask God that? You people enjoy having stuff in your ass.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

Still makes for a bit of a hassle unless one likes shit dick.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Ideologue on September 11, 2015, 08:26:59 PM
Considering it's technically clitoral tissue, it's unlikely it' actually in the anus, yeah.

According to the author of "The Descent of Woman," the only other species in which the female has a clitoris is the hyena, and they only use it to direct their urine stream, not to get their rocks off.

Or something like that.

Tonitrus

Quote from: The Brain on September 12, 2015, 01:05:01 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 12, 2015, 12:48:13 AM
Quote from: PRC on September 11, 2015, 04:23:13 PM
I assumed a gay man wrote it.

Indeed.

Why would a gay man ask God that? You people enjoy having stuff in your ass.

It might be better than asking what does God need with a starship.

The Brain

Quote from: Tonitrus on September 12, 2015, 01:26:11 AM
Quote from: The Brain on September 12, 2015, 01:05:01 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 12, 2015, 12:48:13 AM
Quote from: PRC on September 11, 2015, 04:23:13 PM
I assumed a gay man wrote it.

Indeed.

Why would a gay man ask God that? You people enjoy having stuff in your ass.

It might be better than asking what does God need with a starship.

He has a big ass.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Tonitrus

What if God is a woman?  :P

Ideologue

Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 12, 2015, 01:23:32 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 11, 2015, 08:26:59 PM
Considering it's technically clitoral tissue, it's unlikely it' actually in the anus, yeah.

According to the author of "The Descent of Woman," the only other species in which the female has a clitoris is the hyena, and they only use it to direct their urine stream, not to get their rocks off.

Or something like that.

Nah, tons do.  Few use it for sexual stimulation iirc.  Bonobos do.
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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.