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garbon

#33810
November 28, 2013, 04:25:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 28, 2013, 04:11:28 PM
Fruits can be baked into a pie. Which Josq will sneer at.

I'm not sure what pie means in the euphemism. :blush:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

#33811
November 28, 2013, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on November 28, 2013, 03:31:06 PM
Our boss promised us an automated defibrillator if over 60% replied to the yearly 'medarbejdertilfredshedsanalyse (MTA)' (~ employee satisfaction analysis). Ironically(?) something that was requested a lot in last years MTA where we barely managed to secure a fruit-a-day deal. Go Team!
:hmm: I can understand that prize for Americans, it's practically a basic life necessity these days, with our size and all, but aren't you guys supposed to be riding bikes and shit?

The Great Santini

#33812
November 28, 2013, 08:24:26 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on November 28, 2013, 03:31:06 PM
Our boss promised us an automated defibrillator if over 60% replied to the yearly 'medarbejdertilfredshedsanalyse (MTA)' (~ employee satisfaction analysis). Ironically(?) something that was requested a lot in last years MTA where we barely managed to secure a fruit-a-day deal. Go Team!
:hmm: I can understand that prize for Americans, it's practically a basic life necessity these days, with our size and all, but aren't you guys supposed to be riding bikes and shit?

If you don't like America, get the fuck out.

Phillip V

#33813
November 28, 2013, 08:26:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 25, 2013, 08:00:17 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 25, 2013, 01:00:58 AM
That is she hot.
Fit, but in her mid-40's.

Niece is age 33 and sexy-in-shape.

mongers

#33814
November 28, 2013, 08:31:38 PM
I find ex-ballerina Darcey Bussell rather attractive.  :wub:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Phillip V

#33815
November 28, 2013, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:31:38 PM
I find ex-ballerina Darcey Bussell rather attractive.  :wub:
In the right lighting and makeup, her face is alright, but you want...

11B4V

#33816
November 28, 2013, 08:44:34 PM
Quote from: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:24:26 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on November 28, 2013, 03:31:06 PM
Our boss promised us an automated defibrillator if over 60% replied to the yearly 'medarbejdertilfredshedsanalyse (MTA)' (~ employee satisfaction analysis). Ironically(?) something that was requested a lot in last years MTA where we barely managed to secure a fruit-a-day deal. Go Team!
:hmm: I can understand that prize for Americans, it's practically a basic life necessity these days, with our size and all, but aren't you guys supposed to be riding bikes and shit?

If you don't like America, get the fuck out.

Seedy sock for sure.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

mongers

#33817
November 28, 2013, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on November 28, 2013, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:31:38 PM
I find ex-ballerina Darcey Bussell rather attractive.  :wub:
In the right lighting and makeup, her face is alright, but you want...
.....

Ex-ballerina is the key descriptor in the conversation, a couple of extra years helps too.   :)

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Ed Anger

#33818
November 28, 2013, 08:47:20 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:44:34 PM
Quote from: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:24:26 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on November 28, 2013, 03:31:06 PM
Our boss promised us an automated defibrillator if over 60% replied to the yearly 'medarbejdertilfredshedsanalyse (MTA)' (~ employee satisfaction analysis). Ironically(?) something that was requested a lot in last years MTA where we barely managed to secure a fruit-a-day deal. Go Team!
:hmm: I can understand that prize for Americans, it's practically a basic life necessity these days, with our size and all, but aren't you guys supposed to be riding bikes and shit?

If you don't like America, get the fuck out.

Seedy sock for sure.

Yi the traitor already gave it away.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

11B4V

#33819
November 28, 2013, 08:48:38 PM
Glad we got that cleared up that Seedy was Dorsey.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#33820
November 28, 2013, 08:59:43 PM
Flacco4practicesquad
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

#33821
November 28, 2013, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 28, 2013, 08:47:20 PM
Yi the traitor already gave it away.

BUTTHURTBUTTHURTBUTTHURT

CountDeMoney

#33822
November 28, 2013, 09:13:53 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 28, 2013, 08:59:43 PM
Flacco4practicesquad

Eat me, Tomczakboi.

Ed Anger

#33823
November 28, 2013, 09:15:36 PM
Tomczak4sexiestmanaliveaward
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#33824
November 28, 2013, 09:16:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2013, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 28, 2013, 08:47:20 PM
Yi the traitor already gave it away.

BUTTHURTBUTTHURTBUTTHURT

My alleged army of sock puppets will deal with you
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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