The Off Topic Topic

[katmai]

Anyone heard from Garbon since this mornings train crash in NYC ?

You honestly think he'd be caught dead in the Bronx?  C'mon.

Dammit too slow.

[Caliga]

Not fabulous enough.

[Admiral Yi]

You honestly think he'd be caught dead in the Bronx?  C'mon.

Read somewhere that even the Bronx is gentrifying now.

[Ed Anger]

I'd never had it before a few weeks ago.  I can only eat the shrimp kind, but it's pretty delicious.

Add two cheese slices and mix till melted.

AMERICAN cheese, you goddamned communists.

[CountDeMoney]

I'd never had it before a few weeks ago.  I can only eat the shrimp kind, but it's pretty delicious.

Add two cheese slices and mix till melted.

Talk about unbalanced loads.

[11B4V]

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abra...ham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the "kicker": A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. AND...................: Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...

[CountDeMoney]

And Lincoln Kennedy played for the University of Washington, which was opened in 1861 and who won their first NCAA title in 1960.  So Holy Fucking Shit, Batman.

[katmai]

I've met Linc!

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, that usually happens with gravitational pull.  Big dude.

[katmai]

Did you just call me fat?

[CountDeMoney]

Compared to Lincoln Kennedy?  You tell me. 

[jimmy olsen]

For Ide

[katmai]

Compared to Lincoln Kennedy?  You tell me. 

No idea what he looks like now, but gonna say no

[Ideologue]

My washer's been afflicted with Josqitis.  I tried to wash my sheets, they weren't able to properly finish (I guess I overloaded it ), and now I'm up even though I should be asleep, since I'm 1)sick and 2)due at work in the morning, trying to rinse and dry the sopping wet, covered-in-soap linens in piecemeal fashion.

[Josquius]

I put my wet clothes in the new machine for a dry cycle and all seems well for a while...until the machine starts banging like crazy, dangerously so. I quickly stop it...but now it won't do a dry cycle.
Apparently the problem was something to do with a unbalanced weight distributiion of my load. This has never been a problem for me with washing machines before.Hope I didn't break a perfectly good machine within minutes of the shop guy leaving.

Yeah, once it starts crossing the room on its own, that's usually a sign that you've got an unbalanced load.

It didnt get anywhere near that far (which is lucky as it is on the veranda, that could be...bad) but now refuses to respond