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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Sheilbh

Let's bomb Russia!

Josquius

+1 from me for the disagree. It's a work day this year :bleeding:


Is American TV weird this weekend due to Thanksgiving? No Walking Dead in site...


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Ed Anger

I just coughed up a black ball of lung butter. Yay.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Grey Fox

Quote from: Tyr on December 02, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
+1 from me for the disagree. It's a work day this year :bleeding:


Is American TV weird this weekend due to Thanksgiving? No Walking Dead in site...

It was weird but Walking dead aired.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

garbon

Quote from: katmai on December 01, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 01, 2013, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 01, 2013, 09:53:56 PM
Anyone heard from Garbon since this mornings train crash in NYC ? :unsure:

You honestly think he'd be caught dead in the Bronx?  C'mon.

Dammit too slow.

:huh:

That's how I'd be caught there - dead. :mellow:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 01, 2013, 10:02:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 01, 2013, 09:54:48 PM
You honestly think he'd be caught dead in the Bronx?  C'mon.

Read somewhere that even the Bronx is gentrifying now.

Supposedly such reports have been exaggerated.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

mongers

Quote from: garbon on December 02, 2013, 08:29:16 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 01, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 01, 2013, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 01, 2013, 09:53:56 PM
Anyone heard from Garbon since this mornings train crash in NYC ? :unsure:

You honestly think he'd be caught dead in the Bronx?  C'mon.

Dammit too slow.

:huh:

That's how I'd be caught there - dead. :mellow:

Damn, alive and his 'irrepressible' self.   :P
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

garbon

Actually it isn't true. I've driven through the Bronx on many occasions and did make it to Yankee stadium once. :)
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 02, 2013, 04:28:30 AM
I just coughed up a black ball of lung butter. Yay.

Black?  What, have you been hanging out in coal mines or something?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

I've been really sick myself.  I just coughed up a hairball.  At least that's what it looked like.  I've never seen anything exit my body that looked like that.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ideologue on December 02, 2013, 01:05:50 AM
My washer's been afflicted with Josqitis.  I tried to wash my sheets, they weren't able to properly finish (I guess I overloaded it -_- ), and now I'm up even though I should be asleep, since I'm 1)sick and 2)due at work in the morning, trying to rinse and dry the sopping wet, covered-in-soap linens in piecemeal fashion. <_<

If it's washing but not draining the soap during the rinse cycle, it may be a transmission problem.
Just wash your bedsheets by themselves, and see what happens.

How the fuck you people manage to get yourselves dressed in the morning, I don't know.

Lettow77

I've been quite ill myself! Yesterday I was vomiting and defecating involuntarily- which in practice meant outside of a toilet, and wearing clothing.

Fortunately, I recently found a pure maiden willing to look after my needs while being tutored in Southern culture, and she dutifully dabbed my buttocks, swabbing away feces and seeing to it my ill health was endured in the best possible conditions.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Razgovory

For the first time in my life I think I want to be Lettuce.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

lustindarkness

Quote from: Lettow77 on December 02, 2013, 09:28:07 AM
I've been quite ill myself! Yesterday I was vomiting and defecating involuntarily- which in practice meant outside of a toilet, and wearing clothing.

Fortunately, I recently found a pure maiden willing to look after my needs while being tutored in Southern culture, and she dutifully dabbed my buttocks, swabbing away feces and seeing to it my ill health was endured in the best possible conditions.

How romantic.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 02, 2013, 09:21:52 AM
How the fuck you people manage to get yourselves dressed in the morning, I don't know.

No shit.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall