The Off Topic Topic

[Lettow77]

 It was probably meant as one, even though I prefer Sam.

[mongers]

It was probably meant as one, even though I prefer Sam.

Hmm, double    

[Josquius]

There was a St.Patricks Day parade in Tokyo yesterday.
It was the most retarded thing I have ever seen.
Yet part of me suspects the ones they have in America are much the same...

[Razgovory]

Cause it's such a warm day, my dad and I went out to a local ice cream parlor.  Except they said they closed at 8 (it was 7:50), and the filthy hipster working there told us to go away.  Driven off by his fear of work and money, we went to a Dairy Queen.  While we were waiting, two very fat and extremely repulsive looking women came in.  They were dismayed at the line, declared they were from Texas and didn't have to put up with that sort of stuff, and promptly left.  I thought that odd.  Is this the normal Texan reaction?

[Tonitrus]

I know that back home in Washington, I could think of where one DQ might located.

Texas has 'em on almost every other corner.  And even the small, crappiest of middle-of-nowhere highway intersection small towns has a DQ.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

A Kettle or a Smokey Mountain?  Both awesome products for complimentary uses.

A kettle.  One Touch Silver, to be exact.  For only $99, I just couldn't resist.  It's pretty much perfect for the two of us.  Big enough that it doesn't feel cramped, small enough that I don't have to use an enormous amount of charcoal to heat it up.

This one here: http://www.amazon.com/Weber-741001-22-5-Inch-One-Touch-Silver/dp/B00004RALU

Lowe's has a variant of this for $300 that I'm really close to getting, since my gas grill is out of commission and I may not be able to fix it.

[Razgovory]

Well, I went and got my perscriptions at Wal-Greens.  Apparently someone has confused the number "45" with the number "4".  Raz is not amused.

[DGuller]

Well, I went and got my perscriptions at Wal-Greens.  Apparently someone has confused the number "45" with the number "4".  Raz is not amused.

What was the prescription for? Nitrous oxide?

[Eddie Teach]

Raz doesn't need it, he's funny already. 

[CountDeMoney]

Cause it's such a warm day, my dad and I went out to a local ice cream parlor.  Except they said they closed at 8 (it was 7:50), and the filthy hipster working there told us to go away.  Driven off by his fear of work and money, we went to a Dairy Queen.  While we were waiting, two very fat and extremely repulsive looking women came in.  They were dismayed at the line, declared they were from Texas and didn't have to put up with that sort of stuff, and promptly left.  I thought that odd.  Is this the normal Texan reaction?

I think that's a normal fat and extremely repulsive looking reaction.

[Josquius]

One of the worst things in the world- getting to Burger King a few minutes too late for the regular food as they've switched over onto breakfasts.


Well....
worst is maybe not the right word....
But it sucks.


Oh. And in other news I have joined the herd and bought an ipod.
Now...how to use it without installing nasty itunes...

[Eddie Teach]

Croissanwiches are alright, so are French toast sticks. Though I'd generally opt to go to McDonalds for a McGriddle instead.

[CountDeMoney]

Though I'd generally opt to go to McDonalds for a McGriddle instead.

Fuck yeah.

[Brazen]

A production double-barrelled handgun. It can fire 16 round in three seconds shooting two bullets at once. I saw this and thought of Languish
http://www.gizmag.com/arsenal-firearms-double-barrel-pistol/21806/
http://www.arsenalfirearms.com/products/af-2011-a1-double-barrel-pistol

[Josquius]

Planet of the apes begins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7I7-SADai3Y