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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Valmy

#91695
June 14, 2024, 08:48:13 PM
Eh. Granted Ringo sounded awesome singing about octopuses and how he gets by with a little help from his friends in the show on Sunday but really you are there just to see the legends perform live.

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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

#91696
June 18, 2024, 03:02:46 AM
Coming out as gay and coming out as being into sales are comparable, I guess?

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Josquius

#91697
June 18, 2024, 03:19:07 AM
Must resist the obvious though pretty homophobic jokes....
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The Brain

#91698
June 18, 2024, 03:22:45 AM
People who don't like sales never had to pay any bills.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#91699
June 18, 2024, 03:26:22 AM
Very odd. Of course you also don't just come out as gay once. Maybe she means for the first time?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
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Tamas

#91700
June 18, 2024, 04:15:54 AM
She probably means her LinkedIn post

Syt

#91701
June 18, 2024, 06:19:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 18, 2024, 03:26:22 AMVery odd. Of course you also don't just come out as gay once. Maybe she means for the first time?

Seeing how popular gender reveal parties are, would there be a market for sexuality reveal parties, so people can get it over with in one go? :hmm:

 :P
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—Stephen Jay Gould

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Josquius

#91702
June 18, 2024, 06:29:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2024, 06:19:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 18, 2024, 03:26:22 AMVery odd. Of course you also don't just come out as gay once. Maybe she means for the first time?

Seeing how popular gender reveal parties are, would there be a market for sexuality reveal parties, so people can get it over with in one go? :hmm:

 :P

I can think of a few gay guys I know who would absolutely love that.
Though they're also the kind of guy for whom "I'm gay" is along the lines of "The pope is catholic" as a shocking revelation.
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garbon

#91703
June 18, 2024, 07:14:46 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 18, 2024, 04:15:54 AMShe probably means her LinkedIn post

:weep:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Barrister

#91704
June 18, 2024, 10:28:01 AM
Quote from: Josquius on June 18, 2024, 06:29:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2024, 06:19:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 18, 2024, 03:26:22 AMVery odd. Of course you also don't just come out as gay once. Maybe she means for the first time?

Seeing how popular gender reveal parties are, would there be a market for sexuality reveal parties, so people can get it over with in one go? :hmm:

 :P

I can think of a few gay guys I know who would absolutely love that.
Though they're also the kind of guy for whom "I'm gay" is along the lines of "The pope is catholic" as a shocking revelation.

When my nephew finally came out to his parents the reaction was 100% "we know and we're glad you finally are comfortable to tell us".  The signs were just so obvious growing up - his love of theatre, how he always had lots of female friends but never any girlfriends...
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garbon

#91705
June 18, 2024, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 18, 2024, 10:28:01 AM
Quote from: Josquius on June 18, 2024, 06:29:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2024, 06:19:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 18, 2024, 03:26:22 AMVery odd. Of course you also don't just come out as gay once. Maybe she means for the first time?

Seeing how popular gender reveal parties are, would there be a market for sexuality reveal parties, so people can get it over with in one go? :hmm:

 :P

I can think of a few gay guys I know who would absolutely love that.
Though they're also the kind of guy for whom "I'm gay" is along the lines of "The pope is catholic" as a shocking revelation.

When my nephew finally came out to his parents the reaction was 100% "we know and we're glad you finally are comfortable to tell us".  The signs were just so obvious growing up - his love of theatre, how he always had lots of female friends but never any girlfriends...

His interest in shirtless men?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Jacob

#91706
June 18, 2024, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 18, 2024, 04:15:54 AMShe probably means her LinkedIn post

 :lol:

Valmy

#91707
June 18, 2024, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 18, 2024, 10:28:01 AMThe signs were just so obvious growing up - his love of theatre, how he always had lots of female friends but never any girlfriends...

 :rolleyes:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

#91708
June 18, 2024, 11:43:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 18, 2024, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 18, 2024, 10:28:01 AMThe signs were just so obvious growing up - his love of theatre, how he always had lots of female friends but never any girlfriends...

 :rolleyes:

I mean it probably tips the odds :lol:
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crazy canuck

#91709
June 18, 2024, 11:52:36 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 18, 2024, 11:43:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 18, 2024, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 18, 2024, 10:28:01 AMThe signs were just so obvious growing up - his love of theatre, how he always had lots of female friends but never any girlfriends...

 :rolleyes:

I mean it probably tips the odds :lol:

My younger son loves the theatre and has many more female friends than male friends.  He also has no girlfriend.  The explanation for why he has no girlfriend is that the women he dates tend to be a bit put off or intimidated that he has a number of very attractive close female friends.

Thankfully he is now dating a woman who knows a number of his friends, both male and female.

Funny story - he was recently out with his female friends at a club and he was approached by a woman who asked pointedly "are you gay".  When he responded that he wasn't she said "Oh thank God" and then she kissed him and asked him to dance.

Story was told by his brother, with just a tinge of envy.



   
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