The Off Topic Topic

[alfred russel]

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again.

Added to my sig to help you remember (but I doubt you have the willpower to follow through). 

[Capetan Mihali]

Come now, boys, knock it off. 

[Ideologue]

I wonder what the best way to make myself feel full without actually eating many calories is...just drinking a lot of water I guess. I'm going way out of shape.

eat a shit ton of broccoli or other greens. very low in calories and they fill you up. don't add cheese or butter, obviously

also eat meals that are high in protein and low in calories (low-fat chicken breasts and seafood.. like tuna/salmon).

if you can't do that, suck it up and drink water. also, don't eat breakfast. most worthless meal of the day - you'll feel hungry either way by lunch, so might as well stay hungry. ignore cravings and they go away after a few minutes. just have willpower, man. not eating is the easiest thing in the world - easier than quitting smoking cold turkey (ide)

It's not easy quitting eating when you quit smoking.

[LaCroix]

It's not easy quitting eating when you quit smoking.

anything is easy if it involves just not doing it. craving? ok, don't indulge. you desire something? don't do it. sure, it involves not listening to yourself which i think some people struggle with, but it's pretty easy once you get used to it

i quit smoking two weeks ago cold turkey, and last week i started eating more. i've found that to be far more difficult and a huge pain in the ass, getting enough calories in. but i force it down anyway

[Ideologue]

It's not easy quitting eating when you quit smoking.

anything is easy if it involves just not doing it. craving? ok, don't indulge. you desire something? don't do it. sure, it involves not listening to yourself which i think some people struggle with, but it's pretty easy once you get used to it

i quit smoking two weeks ago cold turkey, and last week i started eating more. i've found that to be far more difficult and a huge pain in the ass, getting enough calories in. but i force it down anyway

I'm weaker willed.

Wish I hadn't had that relapse.  I'm still not smoking, at least.

[LaCroix]

I'm weaker willed.

nah, that's an excuse

[HVC]

Thunderstruck on Cellos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk

[garbon]

i quit smoking two weeks ago cold turkey, and last week i started eating more. i've found that to be far more difficult and a huge pain in the ass, getting enough calories in. but i force it down anyway

Doesn't this just tell us your preference lies with nicotine, not food?

[Ideologue]

Nicotine is way better than food.

[Ed Anger]

And Danica Patrick involved in a crash. Go figure.

[CountDeMoney]

lol, what, tried to parallel park in the pit?

[Ed Anger]

LOL, women.

[Ideologue]

Parallel parking is hard.

[Ed Anger]

Parallel parking is hard.

Especially for chicks. LOL, misyogny.

[alfred russel]

Parallel parking is hard.

Don't let that discourage you. Cut off your penis and you too can be a professional race car driver.

But seriously, Patrick didn't start that wreck, and half the cars in the restrictor plate races get taken out in wrecks. It isn't like her teammates with similar cars are doing better. She won in the Indy Series, and I bet she will win in Nascar before all is said in done if she gets good support (and she will). She gets a lot of grief, but there are a lot of young drivers that haven't won a race as big as the Indy Series. She is qualified.