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Admiral Yi

#36510
February 21, 2014, 05:51:18 PM
Asoka.

Next question: do you ever get laid in Cuba?  :)

Josephus

#36511
February 21, 2014, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 21, 2014, 05:51:18 PM
Asoka.

Next question: do you ever get laid in Cuba?  :)

Well the first time I went was on my honeymoon (I was married for five years).
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Barrister

#36512
February 21, 2014, 05:59:50 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 21, 2014, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 21, 2014, 05:51:18 PM
Asoka.

Next question: do you ever get laid in Cuba?  :)

Well the first time I went was on my honeymoon (I was married for five years).

:o

I didn't know that.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Josephus

#36513
February 21, 2014, 06:05:37 PM
Actually, BB, you may have been the only one who knew...I remember you asked me if i was married when we met in T.O.  :D
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

HVC

#36514
February 21, 2014, 07:03:03 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 21, 2014, 06:05:37 PM
Actually, BB, you may have been the only one who knew...I remember you asked me if i was married when we met in T.O.  :D
hes a prosecutor, you can't expect him to remember the little details :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Barrister

#36515
February 21, 2014, 07:24:25 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 21, 2014, 06:05:37 PM
Actually, BB, you may have been the only one who knew...I remember you asked me if i was married when we met in T.O.  :D

:Embarrass:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Josephus

#36516
February 21, 2014, 07:50:11 PM
Quote from: Barrister on February 21, 2014, 07:24:25 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 21, 2014, 06:05:37 PM
Actually, BB, you may have been the only one who knew...I remember you asked me if i was married when we met in T.O.  :D

:Embarrass:

LOL...That's alright.

You asked me if I was married and I told you I got married fresh out of school and got divorced, then you asked if i had kids (no.)

that's when I found out about your marital status.

I'm a journalist, I'm trained to remember conversations.. You're a lawyer, you have assistants, no ?  :D
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

alfred russel

#36517
February 21, 2014, 08:43:22 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 21, 2014, 05:51:18 PM
Asoka.

Next question: do you ever get laid in Cuba?  :)

The guy who cuts my hair just went and is desperate to go back. Hot women at bargain basement prices. He proudly showed me pictures of two bona fide 10s from his last night there.

He actually wants me to go with him, which would probably be awkward to explain to people.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

DGuller

#36518
February 21, 2014, 09:13:32 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 21, 2014, 08:43:22 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 21, 2014, 05:51:18 PM
Asoka.

Next question: do you ever get laid in Cuba?  :)

The guy who cuts my hair just went and is desperate to go back. Hot women at bargain basement prices. He proudly showed me pictures of two bona fide 10s from his last night there.

He actually wants me to go with him, which would probably be awkward to explain to people.
Just tell them that you two are planning to have sex on your getaway.  :)

MadImmortalMan

#36519
February 21, 2014, 09:32:44 PM
Don't pay to play man.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

garbon

#36520
February 21, 2014, 09:44:10 PM
Yeah, play to pay!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

#36521
February 21, 2014, 09:51:49 PM
Lay away to play!

alfred russel

#36522
February 21, 2014, 10:00:15 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 21, 2014, 09:32:44 PM
Don't pay to play man.

I think you forget; I'm a Miami Hurricane. Barely concealed pay to play schemes are just what we do. It's who we are.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

CountDeMoney

#36523
February 21, 2014, 10:16:04 PM
How about:  pay to pray?

Josquius

#36524
February 22, 2014, 01:43:07 AM
I wonder what the best way to make myself feel full without actually eating many calories is...just drinking a lot of water I guess. I'm going way out of shape.
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