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Title: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: garbon on January 13, 2012, 12:22:37 PM
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/01/13/011312-gossip-paula-deen-1-2/

QuotePaula Deen — the queen of high-calorie, Southern cooking — is about to come clean and confess that she can't eat her own dishes anymore because she has diabetes.

The Georgia-born chef — a Food Network star who has written five best-selling cookbooks — has been trying to keep her condition a secret, even after the National Enquirer reported in April that she has Type 2 diabetes, which is often associated with fatty foods and obesity.

Sources say Deen, 64, who never addressed the diabetes question, has worked out a multimillion-dollar deal to be the spokeswoman for a pharmaceutical company and endorse the drug she is taking.

Novartis, the drug company she is said to be working for, declined to respond to Flash's questions, as did Deen's agent and Deen herself.

"Paula Deen is going to have to reposition herself now that she has diabetes," said one source. "She's going to have to start cooking healthier recipes. She can't keep pushing mac and cheese and deep-fried Twinkies when she is hawking a diabetes drug."

Deen has faced withering criticism for the high amounts of fat, salt and sugar in her dishes. When Deen's cookbook for kids, "Lunch-Box Set," was published in 2009, Barbara Walters asked her, "You tell kids to have cheesecake for breakfast. You tell them to have chocolate cake and meatloaf for lunch. And french fries. Doesn't it bother you that you're adding to this?"

Last August, "No Reservations" host Anthony Bourdain called Deen "the worst, most dangerous person to America" and said she should "think twice before telling an already obese nation that it's OK to eat food that is killing us."

Deen replied, "You know, not everybody can afford to pay $58 for prime rib or $650 for a bottle of wine. My friends and I cook for regular families who worry about feeding their kids and paying the bills ... It wasn't that long ago that I was struggling to feed my family, too."

Look for some changes to the menu at The Lady & Sons — the restaurant Deen owns in Savannah, Ga., with her sons, Jamie and Bobby Deen — which is heavy on fried chicken, ribs, cheesy meatloaf and sweet potatoes. Maybe she'll retire "Paula's Brunch Burger," which features a fried egg and bacon atop a burger served between glazed doughnuts instead of a bun.

Bobby Deen seems to have anticipated the conundrum. "Not My Mama's Meals" — his show featuring healthier versions of his mother's recipes — debuted this month on Cooking Channel.

:(
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Neil on January 13, 2012, 12:25:27 PM
My wife has started watching her show a bit, and I told her that there's no way I'm eating stuff from that program.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: 11B4V on January 13, 2012, 12:26:54 PM
Southern cooking is good, but comes with a price. :P
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Barrister on January 13, 2012, 12:31:07 PM
It is hardly news-worthy that Paula Deen's food is extremely high in fat. :mellow:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 05:23:37 PM
Paula Deen for the Euros:

HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL 4 STICKS OF BUTTER!
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL

for 30 minutes.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Razgovory on January 13, 2012, 06:03:05 PM
I don't even know who this is. :(
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 06:14:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 05:23:37 PM
Paula Deen for the Euros:

HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL HEY Y'ALL 4 STICKS OF BUTTER!
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL
HEY Y'ALL

for 30 minutes.

Toss in the dog and the bird and the Santa Claus guy she's married to along with the ambigously sexual sons.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:16:44 PM
QuoteYou tell kids to have cheesecake for breakfast. You tell them to have chocolate cake and meatloaf for lunch. And french fries. Doesn't it bother you[?]

I'm confused.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:22:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

OMFG

Fried chocolate cheescake dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate syrup.  There is a new God now; and this be His communion.

She fucks it up with whipped cream though.  :yuk:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:24:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:22:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

OMFG

Fried chocolate cheescake dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate syrup.  There is a new God now; and this be His communion.

She fucks it up with whipped cream though.  :yuk:

You got something against Cool Whip there boy?

/used to have the complete set of Cool Whip cereal bowls.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:29:34 PM
I don't like the flavor or consistency, and I've rarely much liked how different components of the same food item will be served at wildly different temperatures (ice cream on a brownie is OK).
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:22:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

OMFG

Fried chocolate cheescake dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate syrup.  There is a new God now; and this be His communion.

She fucks it up with whipped cream though.  :yuk:

The deep-frying gets two :x, covering it with sugar gets one :x, glazing it with syrup gets an additional :x, and pouring even more sugar on top is an extra :x.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:31:58 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_GqdydkkXixU%2FSmU0ZLmQRPI%2FAAAAAAAAAhA%2FsAdP1NHazJA%2Fs400%2Fdessert.JPG&hash=ea26d1d48b3203626567dbd20a0a6decdbe4c25e)

ALL HAIL FRISCH'S
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Capetan Mihali on January 13, 2012, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:24:19 PM
You got something against Cool Whip there boy?

/used to have the complete set of Cool Whip cereal bowls.

God I used to love Cool Whip.  My mother didn't really care if we ate junk food, but gobbling Cool Whip straight from the container really pushed her buttons.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:32:50 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 13, 2012, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:24:19 PM
You got something against Cool Whip there boy?

/used to have the complete set of Cool Whip cereal bowls.

God I used to love Cool Whip.  My mother didn't really care if we ate junk food, but gobbling Cool Whip straight from the container really pushed her buttons.

GUILTY!  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 06:33:53 PM
I just buy whipping cream and whip it up with a bit of vaniller.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 06:41:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGSmNkl9ObQ&feature=relmfu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGSmNkl9ObQ&feature=relmfu)

Jaysus bleeping christ, deep fried tenderloin for breakfast? :x :x :x
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2012, 06:44:53 PM
Is that beef or pork tenderloin?  I don't know of any way to cook pork tenderloin other than breading it and frying it.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 06:46:56 PM
I remember making a pumpkin cake from one of her recipes, except I didn't batter and deep fry it like she did. 
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:48:30 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:22:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

OMFG

Fried chocolate cheescake dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate syrup.  There is a new God now; and this be His communion.

She fucks it up with whipped cream though.  :yuk:

The deep-frying gets two :x, covering it with sugar gets one :x, glazing it with syrup gets an additional :x, and pouring even more sugar on top is an extra :x.

Lol.

Quote from: MihaliGod I used to love Cool Whip.  My mother didn't really care if we ate junk food, but gobbling Cool Whip straight from the container really pushed her buttons.

I don't agree with your choice of sugary snack, but I will defend to the death your right to eat it. :frog:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:55:18 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:22:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

OMFG

Fried chocolate cheescake dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate syrup.  There is a new God now; and this be His communion.

She fucks it up with whipped cream though.  :yuk:

The deep-frying gets two :x, covering it with sugar gets one :x, glazing it with syrup gets an additional :x, and pouring even more sugar on top is an extra :x.

I've seen worse.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:57:25 PM
I will send her a cake:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ak.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fimagebuzz%2Fweb04%2F2011%2F6%2F25%2F8%2Fdarth-vader-riding-my-little-pony-birthday-cake-18253-1309004256-44.jpg&hash=a750d70744e50f97885145c30a9b9d068a46f668)
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening. :P
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 06:58:59 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:55:18 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:22:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

OMFG

Fried chocolate cheescake dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate syrup.  There is a new God now; and this be His communion.

She fucks it up with whipped cream though.  :yuk:

The deep-frying gets two :x, covering it with sugar gets one :x, glazing it with syrup gets an additional :x, and pouring even more sugar on top is an extra :x.

I've seen worse.

All of that, wrapped in bacon?
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 07:00:19 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 06:58:59 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:55:18 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:22:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

OMFG

Fried chocolate cheescake dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate syrup.  There is a new God now; and this be His communion.

She fucks it up with whipped cream though.  :yuk:

The deep-frying gets two :x, covering it with sugar gets one :x, glazing it with syrup gets an additional :x, and pouring even more sugar on top is an extra :x.

I've seen worse.

All of that, wrapped in bacon?

I survived Baconalia.

http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/03/baconalia-dennys-celebration-bacon-menu-review.html
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 07:01:59 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdontgetmestarted-lindasharp.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2007%2F08%2F03%2Fhungry_man_all_day_breakfast.jpg&hash=a8cab9e1b88b4732455db052d40497eb9d89fc89)
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Brain on January 13, 2012, 07:03:09 PM
:mmm:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on January 13, 2012, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2012, 06:44:53 PM
Is that beef or pork tenderloin?  I don't know of any way to cook pork tenderloin other than breading it and frying it.

I've never fried it.  I either oven roast it or put it in a slow cooker for 5 hours.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:04:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 06:57:25 PM
I will send her a cake:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ak.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fimagebuzz%2Fweb04%2F2011%2F6%2F25%2F8%2Fdarth-vader-riding-my-little-pony-birthday-cake-18253-1309004256-44.jpg&hash=a750d70744e50f97885145c30a9b9d068a46f668)
I just bought that book.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Brain on January 13, 2012, 07:05:43 PM
I'll fry anything once.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening. :P

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

And it horrifies me because it passes for legitimate eating. I've watched Epic Meal Time so I don't get horrified for the cooking per se. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxFn3sAw68 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxFn3sAw68)
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Brain on January 13, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
To be fair to the Americans you don't actually need feet when you have a scooter.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 07:12:08 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening. :P

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

And it horrifies me because it passes for legitimate eating. I've watched Epic Meal Time so I don't get horrified for the cooking per se. :p

If you say so.  Then again, I routinely eat pizza, spaghetti, and bags of candy for breakfast.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 07:15:00 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 07:12:08 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening. :P

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

And it horrifies me because it passes for legitimate eating. I've watched Epic Meal Time so I don't get horrified for the cooking per se. :p

If you say so.  Then again, I routinely eat pizza, spaghetti, and bags of candy for breakfast.

We already know that your diet is completely screwed up.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.longlifefood.com%2Fimages%2FMRE-sandwich_pepperoni.jpg&hash=8d5a770a90978f802ad85ec67c6fdda4bd3e0ccd)

Still in my colon.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: The Brain on January 13, 2012, 07:19:26 PM
Jesus. Read the instructions next time.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: sbr on January 13, 2012, 07:20:39 PM
 :x
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 07:23:06 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 13, 2012, 07:19:26 PM
Jesus. Read the instructions next time.

:lol:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 07:55:08 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 07:15:00 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 07:12:08 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening. :P

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

And it horrifies me because it passes for legitimate eating. I've watched Epic Meal Time so I don't get horrified for the cooking per se. :p

If you say so.  Then again, I routinely eat pizza, spaghetti, and bags of candy for breakfast.

We already know that your diet is completely screwed up.

Completely awesome.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2012, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 13, 2012, 07:19:26 PM
Jesus. Read the instructions next time.
:lol:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Caliga on January 13, 2012, 09:04:52 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 13, 2012, 07:19:26 PM
Jesus. Read the instructions next time.
:lmfao:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2012, 09:10:17 PM
For a MRE sandwich, it wasn't bad. I can live off those when the power goes out again for 3 days.  :alberta:
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2012, 09:20:44 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on January 13, 2012, 07:03:20 PM
I've never fried it.  I either oven roast it or put it in a slow cooker for 5 hours.

You sure you're not talking about plain old loin?

Around here, if it's shaped like a loaf of bread or a turkey roll and roasted it's pork loin.  If it's flat and round and breaded, it's tenderloin.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Maximus on January 13, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: Maximus on January 13, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

I don't get it either.  Cheese and sugar are separate but equal.

Except cheesecake is like a delicious mulatto girl.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on January 13, 2012, 10:01:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2012, 09:20:44 PM
You sure you're not talking about plain old loin?

Around here, if it's shaped like a loaf of bread or a turkey roll and roasted it's pork loin.  If it's flat and round and breaded, it's tenderloin.

I am, as I've never cooked pork loin before.

You are thinking of this pork tenderloin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_tenderloin_sandwich), which isn't the whole piece of meat.  I prepare whole tenderloin, more like this (http://thekitchensinkrecipes.com/2008/08/15/all-photo-friday/).
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on January 13, 2012, 10:04:04 PM
Quote from: The Larch on January 13, 2012, 07:07:34 PM
Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

What's wrong with pork tenderloin as a breakfast meat?
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 10:06:45 PM
You guys are way too interested in loin.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 14, 2012, 01:06:39 AM
*reads thread, compares dishes discussed to own pinboard with recipes to be worked on* I feel so un-American.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 01:11:07 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on January 14, 2012, 01:06:39 AM
*reads thread, compares dishes discussed to own pinboard with recipes to be worked on* I feel so un-American.

I'm buying cheesecake for breakfast tomorrow.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: katmai on January 14, 2012, 01:12:07 AM
I will laugh at amputee Ide.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 01:18:55 AM
Ok, from Ed, fair enough, he's old and thus chronic diseases must constantly prey on his mind.  But you, katmai?  That's like the pot telling the kettle it's got a weight problem.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: katmai on January 14, 2012, 01:24:13 AM
I have lost 40 lbs and don't eat reese cups for breakfast, lunch and dinner, ya fucking moron.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 01:33:53 AM
I don't have much, but everyone wants to take away my noms. :(
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: katmai on January 14, 2012, 01:35:25 AM
When you make it the staple of your diet yes.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 01:45:40 AM
I haven't eaten a Reese's cup in like four days.  You don't understand my system.

Tell you what, dudes, whenever I get the opportunity, I'll have my pancreas and blood sugar and such looked at.  If I'm healthy, you all owe me an apology.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2012, 09:13:53 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 01:18:55 AM
Ok, from Ed, fair enough, he's old and thus chronic diseases must constantly prey on his mind.  But you, katmai?  That's like the pot telling the kettle it's got a weight problem.

Hey, I haven't got on your case. All I've said is if your face goes numb, go to the ER.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 14, 2012, 09:53:52 AM
Quote from: Maximus on January 13, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?
Just a bit.  It enhances the flavor.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 14, 2012, 09:54:23 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: Maximus on January 13, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

I don't get it either.  Cheese and sugar are separate but equal.

Except cheesecake is like a delicious mulatto girl.
Cheesecake is disgusting.  I hate that crap.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2012, 10:23:09 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 14, 2012, 09:54:23 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: Maximus on January 13, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

I don't get it either.  Cheese and sugar are separate but equal.

Except cheesecake is like a delicious mulatto girl.
Cheesecake is disgusting.  I hate that crap.

You are dead to me.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: katmai on January 14, 2012, 12:19:25 PM
Indeed fuck you wags.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: katmai on January 14, 2012, 12:21:23 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 01:45:40 AM
I haven't eaten a Reese's cup in like four days.  You don't understand my system.

Tell you what, dudes, whenever I get the opportunity, I'll have my pancreas and blood sugar and such looked at.  If I'm healthy, you all owe me an apology.
Sigh.
God you are so dumb. It isn't  so much a matter of how you are now in late 20's
More like what your health will be like when old and decrepit....you know Ed anger and seedys age.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 14, 2012, 12:40:37 PM
Quote from: katmai on January 14, 2012, 12:21:23 PM
Sigh.
God you are so dumb. It isn't  so much a matter of how you are now in late 20's
More like what your health will be like when old and decrepit....you know Ed anger and seedys age.

He might not even make it to grumbler's age!
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: fhdz on January 14, 2012, 02:13:09 PM
Quote from: katmai on January 14, 2012, 01:24:13 AM
I have lost 40 lbs

Whoa, grats dude.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Razgovory on January 14, 2012, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on January 14, 2012, 02:13:09 PM
Quote from: katmai on January 14, 2012, 01:24:13 AM
I have lost 40 lbs

Whoa, grats dude.

They are still looking for the little kid.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 14, 2012, 09:54:23 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: Maximus on January 13, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

I don't get it either.  Cheese and sugar are separate but equal.

Except cheesecake is like a delicious mulatto girl.
Cheesecake is disgusting.  I hate that crap.

Racist.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 04:22:14 PM
Quote from: katmaiMore like what your health will be like when old and decrepit....you know Ed anger and seedys age.

If you guys really wanted to give me shit for unhealthy behavior, bear in mind I do consume a lot of tobacco products, maybe even more than I used to.  That's a lot worse for me than a semi-weekly Reese's cup and Snickers luncheon.

Oh also, congrats to katmai for losing 40 lbs of weight.

Or .25 Ideologues. :blurgh:

Oh, and check it dude, I'm applying to a job in Kodiak.  Non fish-guts related.  I did always say I wanted to live in the Pacific Northwest. -_-  What sealed it was the demographics quoted on Wikipedia.

QuoteThe racial makeup of the city was 46.40% White, 0.69% Black or African Americans, 29.1% Native American, 31.73% Asian, 0.93% Pacific Islander, 4.36% from other races, and 5.42% from two or more races. 8.54% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race.

OU EST VOUTRE DIEU AUJORD'HUI, ZOUPA?

(Then again, it's out of 6300 people. : / )
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2012, 04:27:39 PM
I think I have a tapeworm. Can't gain weight.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Caliga on January 14, 2012, 04:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 14, 2012, 04:27:39 PM
I think I have a tapeworm. Can't gain weight.
Share plz? :)
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: katmai on January 14, 2012, 05:14:32 PM
Uh Ide, they are mostly Filipinos. Working in the fish processing plants
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Martinus on January 14, 2012, 05:17:41 PM
Quote from: katmai on January 14, 2012, 01:24:13 AM
I have lost 40 lbs and don't eat reese cups for breakfast, lunch and dinner, ya fucking moron.

Pics please.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 05:18:07 PM
Quote from: katmaiUh Ide, they are mostly Filipinos. Working in the fish processing plants

I'll be working in their fish process plants, all right.  Bow chicka bow wow.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: garbon on January 15, 2012, 01:15:56 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: Maximus on January 13, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

I don't get it either.  Cheese and sugar are separate but equal.

Except cheesecake is like a delicious mulatto girl.

Brie and honey is delish.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 15, 2012, 01:36:35 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 05:18:07 PM
Quote from: katmaiUh Ide, they are mostly Filipinos. Working in the fish processing plants

I'll be working in their fish process plants, all right.  Bow chicka bow wow.

Probably has a highly skewed gender ratio as well.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 15, 2012, 08:22:34 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 15, 2012, 01:15:56 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 13, 2012, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: Maximus on January 13, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2012, 07:07:01 PM
Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

I don't get it either.  Cheese and sugar are separate but equal.

Except cheesecake is like a delicious mulatto girl.

Brie and honey is delish.
Yes. Toss it in puff pastry and bake, drizzle with a bit of honey.  Devour with crackers.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 15, 2012, 03:09:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 15, 2012, 01:36:35 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 14, 2012, 05:18:07 PM
Quote from: katmaiUh Ide, they are mostly Filipinos. Working in the fish processing plants

I'll be working in their fish process plants, all right.  Bow chicka bow wow.

Probably has a highly skewed gender ratio as well.

That's pretty sexist.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 16, 2012, 02:02:04 AM
The Philippines is a sexist place.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on January 16, 2012, 02:18:59 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 16, 2012, 02:02:04 AM
The Philippines is a sexy place.

And Kodiak is a lot closer than Columbia. Oh yeah.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: jimmy olsen on January 16, 2012, 02:23:30 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 13, 2012, 07:19:26 PM
Jesus. Read the instructions next time.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Fuck, I don't remember the last time I laughed like that.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Tonitrus on February 01, 2012, 12:55:52 AM
Saw this on MSN and couldn't resist....USA USA USA



QuotePaula Deen's Most Outrageous Delicious Recipes

1. The Lady's Brunch Burger

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delish.com%2Fcm%2Fdelish%2Fimages%2FEx%2Fpaula-deen-ladys-brunch-burger-del-blog.jpg&hash=3f28e8fb2dcd2dbaa3f4c9999679ca3cef214db9)

Deemed a heart attack on a plate by many websites, this sinful recipe is probably the most talked about. Deen's recipe calls for a beef burger seasoned with onion and parsley, topped with an egg fried in butter, plus crispy bacon — and all of it rests between glazed donuts (though Deen's recipe also suggests using English Muffins).

2. Bill Nicholson's Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delish.com%2Fcm%2Fdelish%2Fimages%2Fet%2Fbill-nicholsons-krispy-kreme-bread-pudding-del-blog.jpg&hash=4a92acf569dd3d38695fcbed7779ff7ed5cc0340)

Staying on the donut theme, Paula has combined two great desserts into one delicious mess. The batter includes two (yes two!) dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, 1 can of condensed milk, and 2 eggs. Deen does manage to include a little fruit — a can of fruit cocktail and raisins — but the dish is topped with a luscious Butter Rum Sauce.

3. Twinkie Pie

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delish.com%2Fcm%2Fdelish%2Fimages%2F22%2Fpaula-deen-twinkie-pie-del-blog.jpg&hash=2458e02b2bf66c4d520cb33f9317c872b9b5fef2)

Paula Deen may be able to single-handedly save Hostess, who recently filed for bankruptcy, if she could only get everyone to make this Twinkie Pie, which calls for 1 1/2 boxes of Twinkies.

4. Peanut Butter Cheese Fudge

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delish.com%2Fcm%2Fdelish%2Fimages%2FgI%2Fpaula-deen-peanut-butter-cheese-fudge-del-blog.jpg&hash=3450c4f2cdab6c12773075a536b2024dd84e9efe)

Peanut Butter? Check. Cheese? Check. This sweet and savory fudge reminiscent of those Cheddar crackers with the peanut butter you get from a vending machine, also includes two boxes of confectioner's sugar.

5. Fried Butter Balls
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delish.com%2Fcm%2Fdelish%2Fimages%2FSW%2Fpaula-deen-fried-butter-balls-del-blog.jpg&hash=6e55f5c2dfe13da2150137933e266852f67eb499)

We really can't blame Paula Deen for this one, since the trend at state fairs around the country has been to fry everything from Coca-Cola to Oreos. If Deen didn't apply her favorite cooking technique — frying — with her favorite ingredient — butter — then she wouldn't be living up to her rich reputation.

6. Paula's Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delish.com%2Fcm%2Fdelish%2Fimages%2FJN%2Fpaula-deen-fried-peanut-butter-sandwich-del-blog.jpg&hash=a47daac2bbe24f821f70249db35395dde8962a86)

Elvis might have been a fan of Paula's Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich, though he was known to add a little salty bacon to top his off. Deen skips the bacon in favor of spreading the slices of bread and frying the sandwich in, wait for it...butter!

7. Deep Fried Mac and Cheese

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delish.com%2Fcm%2Fdelish%2Fimages%2FSi%2Fpaula-deen-deep-fried-mac-n-cheese-del-blog.jpg&hash=8fb0c208d701c0bd892dd22c6b71705093476752)

Most of us don't fry our mac 'n cheese, but Deen takes that Southern favorite one step further by dredging pre-prepared and chilled squares in flour, egg, and breadcrumbs. But just in case you thought her mac 'n cheese got its creaminess from the Cheddar only, don't forget about the butter and the sour cream.

8. Bacon Cheeseburger Meatloaf

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delish.com%2Fcm%2Fdelish%2Fimages%2F7o%2Fpaula-deen-bacon-cheeseburger-meatloaf-del-blog.jpg&hash=5ade570b24f115f81da6c60b9b510b3db517d52e)

Need we say more?
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 07:51:00 AM
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Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: 11B4V on February 01, 2012, 07:57:18 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on February 01, 2012, 12:55:52 AM
Saw this on MSN and couldn't resist....USA USA USA




Thems look like some tasty vittles.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 08:03:04 AM
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Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 01, 2012, 04:21:24 PM
Butter your bacon boy!
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 04:25:03 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on February 01, 2012, 04:21:24 PM
Butter your bacon boy!

My...heart.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on February 01, 2012, 04:35:11 PM
I like how there are many vegetarian options in Paula's kitchen. :)
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 04:39:24 PM
Forget Paula....Giada is where it is at.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstartingrumors.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Fwpid-GiadaDeLaurentiis.jpg&hash=b9d2d6dd9da54ae8986ff591c5929726f0e4e87c)
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on February 01, 2012, 04:55:57 PM
Whoa.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Jacob on February 01, 2012, 05:00:48 PM
Is Giada related to Deen? Or something you can make from one of her recipes?
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 06:49:30 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 01, 2012, 04:55:57 PM
Whoa.

Fantastic, ain't they?
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 06:50:01 PM
Quote from: Jacob on February 01, 2012, 05:00:48 PM
Is Giada related to Deen? Or something you can make from one of her recipes?

I wish I could convert butter to Giada.  :(
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ideologue on February 01, 2012, 07:45:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 06:49:30 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 01, 2012, 04:55:57 PM
Whoa.

Fantastic, ain't they?

They are a study in balance: they accentuate, instead of overwhelm; they are bold, yet tasteful.

Yep, them's some nice maters.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 08:00:15 PM
Also, she supposedly is a bit of a whore.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 01, 2012, 08:22:44 PM
Thought she was married.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 08:32:54 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on February 01, 2012, 08:22:44 PM
Thought she was married.

She supposedly stepped out a couple of times.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: garbon on February 01, 2012, 08:49:28 PM
Look at her - look at him.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Tonitrus on February 01, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 01, 2012, 08:32:54 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on February 01, 2012, 08:22:44 PM
Thought she was married.

She supposedly stepped out a couple of times.

If she stepped out with you, I bet you wouldn't say she is a whore.  :P


...or you would, while spanking.
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: Valdemar on February 03, 2012, 04:34:38 AM
Didn't read all the pages, so sorry if it has been said..

Deen has signed a juicy deal to be spokes person of Novo, one of the world's largest insuline producers :D

V
Title: Re: Paula’s big fat secret
Post by: garbon on February 03, 2012, 05:33:41 PM
Quote from: Valdemar on February 03, 2012, 04:34:38 AM
Didn't read all the pages, so sorry if it has been said..

Deen has signed a juicy deal to be spokes person of Novo, one of the world's largest insuline producers :D

V

That's what the article in the opening post says, although it doesn't reveal the company name. ;)