Paula’s big fat secret

[Ideologue]

Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

I don't get it either.  Cheese and sugar are separate but equal.

Except cheesecake is like a delicious mulatto girl.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

You sure you're not talking about plain old loin?

Around here, if it's shaped like a loaf of bread or a turkey roll and roasted it's pork loin.  If it's flat and round and breaded, it's tenderloin.

I am, as I've never cooked pork loin before.

You are thinking of this pork tenderloin, which isn't the whole piece of meat.  I prepare whole tenderloin, more like this.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

What's wrong with pork tenderloin as a breakfast meat?

[Ideologue]

You guys are way too interested in loin.

[DontSayBanana]

*reads thread, compares dishes discussed to own pinboard with recipes to be worked on* I feel so un-American.

[Ideologue]

*reads thread, compares dishes discussed to own pinboard with recipes to be worked on* I feel so un-American.

I'm buying cheesecake for breakfast tomorrow.

[katmai]

I will laugh at amputee Ide.

[Ideologue]

Ok, from Ed, fair enough, he's old and thus chronic diseases must constantly prey on his mind.  But you, katmai?  That's like the pot telling the kettle it's got a weight problem.

[katmai]

I have lost 40 lbs and don't eat reese cups for breakfast, lunch and dinner, ya fucking moron.

[Ideologue]

I don't have much, but everyone wants to take away my noms.

[katmai]

When you make it the staple of your diet yes.

[Ideologue]

I haven't eaten a Reese's cup in like four days.  You don't understand my system.

Tell you what, dudes, whenever I get the opportunity, I'll have my pancreas and blood sugar and such looked at.  If I'm healthy, you all owe me an apology.

[Ed Anger]

Ok, from Ed, fair enough, he's old and thus chronic diseases must constantly prey on his mind.  But you, katmai?  That's like the pot telling the kettle it's got a weight problem.

Hey, I haven't got on your case. All I've said is if your face goes numb, go to the ER.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

Just a bit.  It enhances the flavor.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?

I don't get it either.  Cheese and sugar are separate but equal.

Except cheesecake is like a delicious mulatto girl.

Cheesecake is disgusting.  I hate that crap.