Paula’s big fat secret

[Darth Wagtaros]

Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

[The Larch]

Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening.

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

And it horrifies me because it passes for legitimate eating. I've watched Epic Meal Time so I don't get horrified for the cooking per se. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxFn3sAw68

[The Brain]

To be fair to the Americans you don't actually need feet when you have a scooter.

[Ideologue]

Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening.

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

And it horrifies me because it passes for legitimate eating. I've watched Epic Meal Time so I don't get horrified for the cooking per se. :p

If you say so.  Then again, I routinely eat pizza, spaghetti, and bags of candy for breakfast.

[The Larch]

Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening.

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

And it horrifies me because it passes for legitimate eating. I've watched Epic Meal Time so I don't get horrified for the cooking per se. :p

If you say so.  Then again, I routinely eat pizza, spaghetti, and bags of candy for breakfast.

We already know that your diet is completely screwed up.

[Ed Anger]

Still in my colon.

[The Brain]

Jesus. Read the instructions next time.

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[Ed Anger]

Jesus. Read the instructions next time.

[Ideologue]

Yeah, that's basically just a normal breakfast with outsized portions.

But I am pleased that Larch agreed to play the part of Horrified Euro for the evening.

Waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs are ok for breakfast. The sizes will depend on how many people will be eating, so they don't necessarily offend me. But fucking tenderloin for breakfast? That's just wrong.

And it horrifies me because it passes for legitimate eating. I've watched Epic Meal Time so I don't get horrified for the cooking per se. :p

If you say so.  Then again, I routinely eat pizza, spaghetti, and bags of candy for breakfast.

We already know that your diet is completely screwed up.

Completely awesome.

[Admiral Yi]

Jesus. Read the instructions next time.

[Caliga]

Jesus. Read the instructions next time.

[Ed Anger]

For a MRE sandwich, it wasn't bad. I can live off those when the power goes out again for 3 days. 

[Admiral Yi]

I've never fried it.  I either oven roast it or put it in a slow cooker for 5 hours.

You sure you're not talking about plain old loin?

Around here, if it's shaped like a loaf of bread or a turkey roll and roasted it's pork loin.  If it's flat and round and breaded, it's tenderloin.

[Maximus]

Fried Food Day is later this month. I like smoked mozzerella, wrapped with some filo dough, and then after being deep fried drizzled with honey.

You had me up to the honey. What is it with people putting sugar on perfectly good food?