2016 elections - because it's never too early

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CountDeMoney

#17550
October 31, 2016, 06:36:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 31, 2016, 06:26:43 PM
Still feeling the Johnson, both of us.  Will take one last look at the polls before we decide for sure.

You're full of more shit than Ed's Christmas goose.

CountDeMoney

#17551
October 31, 2016, 06:39:18 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 31, 2016, 05:38:22 PM
As former PA resident I am happy to say I don't know a single trump supporter beyond my cousin and his wife which makes it like 30-2 in favor of Hillary.

I see way too many cars every day with PA plates and pro-Trump/anti-Hillary/anti-Kenyan/IMMA VET AND I VOTE NRA bullshit, as well as far too many Trump signage in south central PA counties these last few months, to have any faith whatsoever in humanity.

jimmy olsen

#17552
October 31, 2016, 06:39:48 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 31, 2016, 02:13:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 31, 2016, 02:09:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 31, 2016, 01:58:16 PM
Trump will win Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania.

Ohio?  Almost certainly.

Florida?  Quite possibly.

Pennsylvania? Fuhgetaboutit.

I'm a lot closer to Pennsylvania than you are.  He's going to carry it.
He's getting annhilated in the suburbs of Philadelphia.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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CountDeMoney

#17553
October 31, 2016, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 31, 2016, 06:39:48 PM
He's getting annhilated in the suburbs of Philadelphia.

Like your spelling, Quick Draw McStupid?

Ed Anger

#17554
October 31, 2016, 06:54:39 PM
Spicy is gonna join me and vote McMullin or I smash his Bengals surface tablets.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

11B4V

#17555
October 31, 2016, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 31, 2016, 06:54:39 PM
Spicy is gonna join me and vote McMullin or I smash his Bengals surface tablets.

Isn't McMuffin the mormon?
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#17556
October 31, 2016, 07:06:04 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on October 31, 2016, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 31, 2016, 06:54:39 PM
Spicy is gonna join me and vote McMullin or I smash his Bengals surface tablets.

Isn't McMuffin the mormon?

Yes and a Lex Luthor impersonator.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#17557
October 31, 2016, 07:06:47 PM
He looks like the kind of coach that diddles kids in rec league baseball.

CountDeMoney

#17558
October 31, 2016, 07:07:19 PM
I'd bang his running mate, though.

11B4V

#17560
October 31, 2016, 07:12:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 31, 2016, 07:07:19 PM
I'd bang his running mate, though.

You'd have to get past the magic underwear
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#17561
October 31, 2016, 07:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 31, 2016, 07:06:47 PM
He looks like the kind of coach that diddles kids in rec league baseball.

Tim Kaine looks like he belongs on a county sheriff sex offender website.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#17562
October 31, 2016, 07:15:50 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on October 31, 2016, 07:12:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 31, 2016, 07:07:19 PM
I'd bang his running mate, though.

You'd have to get past the magic underwear

I would have her begging for pretrial reform.

Ed Anger

#17563
October 31, 2016, 07:27:56 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 31, 2016, 07:07:19 PM
I'd bang his running mate, though.

I did some research on Mindy Finn and I agree with my fellow consul.

I would pound that Jew ass.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#17564
October 31, 2016, 07:29:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 31, 2016, 06:36:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 31, 2016, 06:26:43 PM
Still feeling the Johnson, both of us.  Will take one last look at the polls before we decide for sure.

You're full of more shit than Ed's Christmas goose.

Go on. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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