To the married folk (or previously married)

[Josquius]

At new years my oldest friend was getting some major shit thrown his way by the other men. He proposed to his girlfriend in a super cheezy way, taking her to a hotel in the countryside, building a path to the bed covered in fake rose petals and all that jazz.

If/when I do it suffice to say it will be largely a business decision.

[dps]

At new years my oldest friend was getting some major shit thrown his way by the other men. He proposed to his girlfriend in a super cheezy way, taking her to a hotel in the countryside, building a path to the bed covered in fake rose petals and all that jazz.

If/when I do it suffice to say it will be largely a business decision.

Ah, so you're gonna buy a mail-order bride.

[Martinus]

It accidentally slipped out at a company Christmas do when he was very, very drunk. His colleague overheard and made him get down on one knee and make me a ring using the foil from a beer bottle. He was sick on the way home.

The next day I assumed he was too drunk to mean it and he couldn't remember what my answer was so we didn't mention it!

How British.

[Josquius]

At new years my oldest friend was getting some major shit thrown his way by the other men. He proposed to his girlfriend in a super cheezy way, taking her to a hotel in the countryside, building a path to the bed covered in fake rose petals and all that jazz.

If/when I do it suffice to say it will be largely a business decision.

Ah, so you're gonna buy a mail-order bride.

Maybe if I misjudge how long I have left to find someone good and don't settle on someone alright in time.
But I mean it'll probally be for visa reasons.