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A New Article Of Faith ?

Started by mongers, September 25, 2012, 04:12:06 PM

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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Eddie Teach

I clicked it and found The Rock in the suggested column to the side.  :showoff:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josephus

Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 26, 2012, 02:24:27 PM
Quote from: dps on September 26, 2012, 02:19:53 PM
Not sure about that--AFAIK, Ron Jeremy has never posted on Languish.  :)

Find a Languishite that can actually suck his own dick, and then you'll have a point.


No, wait.  Don't do that.  Don't wanna know.

awww fuck, I think I just threw out my back.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Malthus on September 26, 2012, 01:17:32 PM
Quote from: Josephus on September 26, 2012, 01:12:58 PM
You're not really a Jew are you? Sure you can quote Biblical law that says you are, but you obviously don't observe the law. ;)

I'm a bad Jew.   :ph34r:


this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   :hmm:

Malthus

Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on September 27, 2012, 02:19:59 AM
this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   :hmm:

Sadly, I'm "bad" in ways that are unlikely to titilate the bored housewife demographic.  :(

If it's straps across the ass they seek, CdM's your writer, not me.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

Quote from: Malthus on September 27, 2012, 09:02:10 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on September 27, 2012, 02:19:59 AM
this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   :hmm:

Sadly, I'm "bad" in ways that are unlikely to titilate the bored housewife demographic.  :(

If it's straps across the ass they seek, CdM's your writer, not me.  :D

I suddenly have this image of a housewife gasping 'tell me again how you eat pork and mix meat and cheese baby!'
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Valmy on September 27, 2012, 09:13:06 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 27, 2012, 09:02:10 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on September 27, 2012, 02:19:59 AM
this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   :hmm:

Sadly, I'm "bad" in ways that are unlikely to titilate the bored housewife demographic.  :(

If it's straps across the ass they seek, CdM's your writer, not me.  :D
I suddenly have this image of a housewife gasping 'tell me again how you eat pork and mix meat and cheese baby!'
that has to be good for at least two chapters...

edit: put stuff in right place.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Valmy on September 27, 2012, 09:13:06 AM
I suddenly have this image of a housewife gasping 'tell me again how you eat pork and mix meat and cheese baby!'

He probably works on Saturday too.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Malthus

Quote from: Valmy on September 27, 2012, 09:13:06 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 27, 2012, 09:02:10 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on September 27, 2012, 02:19:59 AM
this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   :hmm:

Sadly, I'm "bad" in ways that are unlikely to titilate the bored housewife demographic.  :(

If it's straps across the ass they seek, CdM's your writer, not me.  :D

I suddenly have this image of a housewife gasping 'tell me again how you eat pork and mix meat and cheese baby!'

Heh, if that worked I'd do it.*

*If I were not married.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius