A New Article Of Faith ?

[Valmy]

Well, I'll think about that over lunch - I'm having pork chops. With  a glass of milk. 

Oy vey 

[DGuller]

It's never too early to start working on the list of things to repent for the next year.

[The Brain]

The BBC doesn't want to get murdered by the religion of peace. I think most posters here feel the same.

[Crazy_Ivan80]

some funny jokes in this thread, though they'd probably chop your head off for making them given the subtext.

as for the original: it's nonsens to call that one a prophet. ICC customer is closer to the mark

[Josephus]

Well, I'll think about that over lunch - I'm having pork chops. With  a glass of milk. 

You're not really a Jew are you? Sure you can quote Biblical law that says you are, but you obviously don't observe the law.

[Malthus]

You're not really a Jew are you? Sure you can quote Biblical law that says you are, but you obviously don't observe the law.

I'm a bad Jew.   

Still a member of the tribe, though. You don't stop being a Jew by being non-observant.

[The Brain]

You're not really a Jew are you? Sure you can quote Biblical law that says you are, but you obviously don't observe the law.

I'm a bad Jew.   

You're gonna have to be more specific.

[Josephus]

You're not really a Jew are you? Sure you can quote Biblical law that says you are, but you obviously don't observe the law.

I'm a bad Jew.   

Still a member of the tribe, though. You don't stop being a Jew by being non-observant.

Even Ron Jeremy observes Yom Kippur.

[Malthus]

Even Ron Jeremy observes Yom Kippur.

He has more to atone for. 

Anyway, aside from being Jewish - and of course genital size - Ron and I have nothing in common. 

[CountDeMoney]

Even Ron Jeremy observes Yom Kippur.

He has more to atone for. 

  This is true.

[dps]

Even Ron Jeremy observes Yom Kippur.

He has more to atone for. 

  This is true.

Not sure about that--AFAIK, Ron Jeremy has never posted on Languish. 

[CountDeMoney]

Not sure about that--AFAIK, Ron Jeremy has never posted on Languish. 

Find a Languishite that can actually suck his own dick, and then you'll have a point.


No, wait.  Don't do that.  Don't wanna know.

[Eddie Teach]

That isn't such a great feat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

[Malthus]

That isn't such a great feat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

No way in hell I'm clicking on that. 

[Eddie Teach]

It's on youtube, can't be that bad.