A New Article Of Faith ?

[The Brain]

It's on youtube, can't be that bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpd2-b4n-wE

[Malthus]

It's on youtube, can't be that bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpd2-b4n-wE

I'm even less likely to click *that* link. 

[Eddie Teach]

I clicked it and found The Rock in the suggested column to the side. 

[Josephus]

Not sure about that--AFAIK, Ron Jeremy has never posted on Languish. 

Find a Languishite that can actually suck his own dick, and then you'll have a point.


No, wait.  Don't do that.  Don't wanna know.

awww fuck, I think I just threw out my back.

[Crazy_Ivan80]

You're not really a Jew are you? Sure you can quote Biblical law that says you are, but you obviously don't observe the law.

I'm a bad Jew.   

this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   

[Malthus]

this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   

Sadly, I'm "bad" in ways that are unlikely to titilate the bored housewife demographic. 

If it's straps across the ass they seek, CdM's your writer, not me. 

[Valmy]

this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   

Sadly, I'm "bad" in ways that are unlikely to titilate the bored housewife demographic. 

If it's straps across the ass they seek, CdM's your writer, not me. 

I suddenly have this image of a housewife gasping 'tell me again how you eat pork and mix meat and cheese baby!'

[Crazy_Ivan80]

this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   

Sadly, I'm "bad" in ways that are unlikely to titilate the bored housewife demographic. 

If it's straps across the ass they seek, CdM's your writer, not me. 

I suddenly have this image of a housewife gasping 'tell me again how you eat pork and mix meat and cheese baby!'

that has to be good for at least two chapters...

edit: put stuff in right place.

[Eddie Teach]

I suddenly have this image of a housewife gasping 'tell me again how you eat pork and mix meat and cheese baby!'

He probably works on Saturday too.

[Malthus]

this reads like the beginning of "50 shades of Jew" to me.   

Sadly, I'm "bad" in ways that are unlikely to titilate the bored housewife demographic. 

If it's straps across the ass they seek, CdM's your writer, not me. 

I suddenly have this image of a housewife gasping 'tell me again how you eat pork and mix meat and cheese baby!'

Heh, if that worked I'd do it.*

*If I were not married.