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Kim Jong-Il Dead

Started by Queequeg, December 18, 2011, 10:12:34 PM

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Sheilbh

Let's bomb Russia!

garbon

Quote from: Sheilbh on December 20, 2011, 09:00:52 PM
It's already happened:
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/

Many looks with his father though. Will he keep up the looking tradition? :weep:
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Caliga

If there's ever a Hollywood biopic about Kim Jong-un I think Chas Bono would be perfect for the role. :cool:
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Capetan Mihali

Quote from: Caliga on December 21, 2011, 07:47:25 AM
If there's ever a Hollywood biopic about Kim Jong-un I think Chas Bono would be perfect for the role. :cool:

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Ender

Quote from: Sheilbh on December 18, 2011, 10:20:14 PM
I like to think this is karma for losing Hitchens, Evora and Havel in such a short timespan.

Who can say what the fuck this means though :blink:

2011's been very interesting.  I think the same could be true of 2012 :ph34r:

Havel? Mike Havel?


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Monoriu

The Chinese premier went to the NK embassy in Beijing to offer his condolences. 

Inside the hall, there was a huge portrait of Kim Jong-Il.  It was a painting, depicting his youth. 

It looked almost exactly like his son. 

So the whole Chinese delegation appeared to be bowing their heads to the Great successor. 

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Monoriu on December 22, 2011, 04:26:32 AM
The Chinese premier went to the NK embassy in Beijing to offer his condolences. 

Inside the hall, there was a huge portrait of Kim Jong-Il.  It was a painting, depicting his youth. 

It looked almost exactly like his son. 

So the whole Chinese delegation appeared to be bowing their heads to the Great successor.
Are you sure the painting wasn't of Kim Il Sung?  That's who he looks like.
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Syt

One of Vienna's arthouse movie theaters is showing Bulgasari today for free, in memoriam Kimg-Jong Il.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089851/

QuoteIn feudal Korea, the evil King becomes aware that there is a peasant rebellion being planned in the country. He steals all the iron farming tools and cooking pots from the people so that he may make weapons to fend off the peasant army. After he returns the property to the people, an old blacksmith is imprisoned and starved to death. His last creation is a tiny figurine of a monster- Pulgasari, a Godzilla-like creature that eats iron. The blood of his daughter brings the creature to life, and fights with the poor, starving peasants to overthrow the corrupt monarchy.

Jong-il Kim ....  executive producer 
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Brazen

Mysterious phenomena following Glorious Leader's passing :o

QuoteKim Jong-il death: 'Nature mourns' N Korea leader

Strange natural phenomena have been witnessed in North Korea since the death of the country's leader Kim Jong-il, the state news agency KCNA reports.

Ice cracked on a famous lake "so loud, it seemed to shake the Heavens and the Earth", and a mysterious glow was seen on a revered mountain top, KCNA said.

The personality cult surrounding North Korea's founding father and son bestows near-divine status on them.

Meanwhile, South Korean intelligence has questioned how Mr Kim died.

Citing US satellite photos, the country's national intelligence service director Won Sei-hoon said there was no sign that the special train, on which Mr Kim is reported to have died while on a visit on Saturday, had ever left Pyongyang over the weekend.


South Korea's president says Seoul is trying to show no hostility towards Pyongyang. Lee Myung-bak said a return to stability in the communist state was in the interests of the region.

Seoul is also sending its top nuclear negotiator to Beijing for talks on the situation in its northern neighbour.

In North Korea, state media continue to report mass grieving following Mr Kim's death, reportedly from a heart attack.

'Message in rock'

The 69-year-old had led North Korea since the death of his father in 1994 and an elaborate personality cult, involving multiple stories of alleged miracles or astonishing deeds, has been built up around him.

Even nature is mourning, the state-run Korean Central News Agency reported on Thursday.

A snowstorm hit as Mr Kim died and ice on the volcanic Chon lake near his reported birthplace at Mount Paektu cracked, it said.

Following the storm's sudden end at dawn on Tuesday, a message carved in rock - "Mount Paektu, holy mountain of revolution. Kim Jong-il" - glowed brightly, it said. It remained there until sunset.

On the same say, a Manchurian crane also apparently adopted a posture of grief at a statue of the late leader's father in the northern city of Hamhung.

"Even the crane seemed to mourn the demise of Kim Jong-il, born of Heaven, after flying down there at dead of cold night, unable to forget him," KCNA reported officials as saying.

On Wednesday state media said more than five million people had already turned out to pay their respects to Kim Jong-il.

State media have called on North Koreans to unite behind his designated heir, youngest son Kim Jong-un, who is being called the "Great Successor".

Observers fear that because the transfer of power from father to son had not been formalised before Mr Kim's death, it could trigger instability. Regional neighbours are keenly watching events in the internationally-isolated nuclear-armed state.

'Flexibility'

South Korea, which remains technically at war with its northern neighbour following the 1950-1953 Korean War, put its military on a state of alert after Mr Kim's death was announced.

But it has also scrapped a plan to turn on controversial Christmas lights on the border that anger North Korea, and offered "sympathies" over the death.

"The measures we have taken so far are basically aimed at showing North Korea we are not hostile toward the North," Yonhap news agency quoted the president as saying on Thursday.

"An early stabilisation of North Korea's system is in the interests of neighbouring countries," he said. "On future relations with North Korea, there is room for exercising as much flexibility as possible. We will discuss the matter with all political parties."

Ties between the two Koreas have been very tense in recent months, following the sinking of a South Korean warship in March 2010 and the shelling of a border island in November 2010.

North Korea denies a role in the first incident and says Seoul provoked the second.

Relations have also been hit by Mr Lee's refusal to offer aid to Pyongyang without progress on the nuclear issue.

South Korea's nuclear envoy, Lim Sung-nam, is heading to Beijing to discuss how stalled six-nation talks aimed at denuclearising North Korea should be tackled in the wake of Mr Kim's death.

South Korean media have also accused Beijing of failing to communicate with Seoul since the announcement came.



jimmy olsen

Maybe we should stop given tractors to the North if they're just going to use them to haul Katyushas. I mean seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/v/_wOHU0_mMHE&hl

They show up at 1:35
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Mr.Penguin

Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 31, 2011, 09:49:37 AM
Maybe we should stop given tractors to the North if they're just going to use them to haul Katyushas. I mean seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/v/_wOHU0_mMHE&hl

They show up at 1:35

Zhukov called, he want his trucks and rockets back. He needs them for his offensive against Berlin...
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jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point