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Started by Queequeg, December 18, 2011, 10:12:34 PM

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#60
December 19, 2011, 08:31:55 AM
Kim Jong Il is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter.
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Josquius

#61
December 19, 2011, 10:48:09 AM
Quote from: Solmyr on December 19, 2011, 08:28:33 AM
Well, he probably died already a while ago.
The official time of mourning begun on the 17th iirc.
So....ja.
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fhdz

#62
December 19, 2011, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 19, 2011, 05:49:36 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2011, 04:31:10 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 19, 2011, 03:09:46 AM
Thank God.  Hopefully his successor will be out maneuvered and the whole thing will fall apart.

Is there any idea who that might be?

Curiously, it seems to be a toss up between Dguller and Fahdiz.

Since I'm unable to have a juche haircut, it's probably Guller.
and the horse you rode in on

Lucidor

#63
December 19, 2011, 12:19:50 PM


No... Fuck YOU, Kim Jong Il.

KRonn

#64
December 19, 2011, 12:46:05 PM
Oh great, NK has a new Dear Leader. I assume it will be business as usual for the unfortunate population, and hopefully there won't be any major incidents as the new DL flexes his governmental muscles.

DGuller

#65
December 19, 2011, 01:04:23 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on December 19, 2011, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 19, 2011, 05:49:36 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2011, 04:31:10 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 19, 2011, 03:09:46 AM
Thank God.  Hopefully his successor will be out maneuvered and the whole thing will fall apart.

Is there any idea who that might be?

Curiously, it seems to be a toss up between Dguller and Fahdiz.

Since I'm unable to have a juche haircut, it's probably Guller.
Alas, my reign will probably be limited to about five or ten years.  :(

Mr.Penguin

#66
December 19, 2011, 01:40:42 PM
I just saw on BBC News, that there is unconfirmed reports gun fire in the North Korean capital?... :huh:

It was from an anonymous e-mail, allegedly send from the North Korean capital... 
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mongers

#67
December 19, 2011, 01:50:02 PM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on December 19, 2011, 01:40:42 PM
I just saw on BBC News, that there is unconfirmed reports gun fire in the North Korean capital?... :huh:

It was from an anonymous e-mail, allegedly send from the North Korean capital...


Quote from: mongers on December 18, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
Apparently Korea watches are surprised as he was reported to be in relative good shape.

Military coup. anyone ? :unsure:

:whistle:
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lustindarkness

#68
December 19, 2011, 01:58:55 PM
Kim Jong-Un looks like a Korean version of Cartman.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

citizen k

#69
December 19, 2011, 02:02:28 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 19, 2011, 01:50:02 PM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on December 19, 2011, 01:40:42 PM
I just saw on BBC News, that there is unconfirmed reports gun fire in the North Korean capital?... :huh:

It was from an anonymous e-mail, allegedly send from the North Korean capital...



Quote from: mongers on December 18, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
Apparently Korea watches are surprised as he was reported to be in relative good shape.

Military coup. anyone ? :unsure:

:whistle:

You see, this is the result of Britain's tabloid journalism, a  readership that's willing to give credence to any phantasm of a rumor.

Valmy

#70
December 19, 2011, 02:05:38 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 19, 2011, 01:58:55 PM
Kim Jong-Un looks like a Korean version of Cartman.

Will North Korea respect his authoritah?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#71
December 19, 2011, 04:09:12 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2011, 02:05:38 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 19, 2011, 01:58:55 PM
Kim Jong-Un looks like a Korean version of Cartman.

Will North Korea respect his authoritah?

Sorta along those lines, we are due for another Team America  :hmm:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#72
December 19, 2011, 04:30:20 PM
Okay, I just now saw some video coverage of the public mourning.  Funniest damned thing I've seen in the news in quite a while.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/19/us-korea-north-idUSTRE7BI05B20111219?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&rpc=22&sp=true

It's like they're all competing to out-mourn their neighbors.  Some look so ridiculous they almost look like they're laughing.  Looks like most/all the people shown were from a privileged class (i.e., are wearing clean clothes & not starving to death), so maybe some of that is legit.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Sheilbh

#73
December 19, 2011, 04:51:16 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2011, 04:30:20 PM
It's like they're all competing to out-mourn their neighbors. 
They probably are.
Let's bomb Russia!

Eddie Teach

#74
December 19, 2011, 04:55:07 PM
First person to stop mourning gets executed.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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