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Started by Razgovory, April 03, 2011, 10:50:33 PM

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Admiral Yi

#225
April 16, 2011, 06:37:21 PM
Very common rookie mistake.  Don't let it throw you off.

Razgovory

#226
April 16, 2011, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2011, 06:37:21 PM
Very common rookie mistake.  Don't let it throw you off.

Well, last week I attacked a gum ball machine for giving me lip...
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Admiral Yi

#227
April 16, 2011, 06:49:55 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 16, 2011, 06:46:26 PM
Well, last week I attacked a gum ball machine for giving me lip...

A minor blip.  Shrug it off and keep powering on through.

Razgovory

#228
April 16, 2011, 06:51:34 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2011, 06:49:55 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 16, 2011, 06:46:26 PM
Well, last week I attacked a gum ball machine for giving me lip...

A minor blip.  Shrug it off and keep powering on through.

Yeah, the hairdresser said she was glad someone finally did it.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#229
April 17, 2011, 04:42:14 PM
I found I do not care for casinos.  Also my mother took all the family photos.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jamesww

#230
April 17, 2011, 05:23:42 PM
Raz, you're funny in the best sense of the word; you make me smile quite often. :cheers:

You should think of doing something with this talent of yours.

Eddie Teach

#231
April 17, 2011, 05:52:33 PM
I think Raz, Mono and Siege should do a comedy tour.  :D
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

LaCroix

#232
April 17, 2011, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 17, 2011, 05:52:33 PM
I think Raz, Mono and Siege should do a comedy tour.  :D

:lol:

Razgovory

#233
April 17, 2011, 06:14:11 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 17, 2011, 05:23:42 PM
Raz, you're funny in the best sense of the word; you make me smile quite often. :cheers:

You should think of doing something with this talent of yours.

A girl told me something similar once, though she phrased it in a different way. 

"Raz, I think you are very funny, but you  also have a very irritating voice and I don't want to sit next to you very long, so maybe you should be a writer or something".

I'm paraphrasing, because she told me this in 7th grade, and I don't recall exactly what she said, but that's the gist of it.  I do remember that I didn't follow up on my plan to ask her to the Harvest Dance that Friday though.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#234
April 17, 2011, 06:19:31 PM
Quoteso maybe you should be a writer or something".

There you go, write a novel. With ebooks, you don't even need a publisher. Slap it up on Amazon and B&N and see how many suckers buy your book.

Look for my new novel, Hitler and Himmler travel in time to go to Arby's.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#235
April 17, 2011, 06:23:27 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2011, 06:19:31 PM
Look for my new novel, Hitler and Himmler travel in time to go to Arby's.

We'll all make sure to pirate copies of it.  :P
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#236
April 17, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 17, 2011, 06:23:27 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2011, 06:19:31 PM
Look for my new novel, Hitler and Himmler travel in time to go to Arby's.

We'll all make sure to pirate copies of it.  :P

If it gets picked up by Baen you won't even have to copy it.  They give that shit away for free.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#237
April 17, 2011, 06:25:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 17, 2011, 06:23:27 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2011, 06:19:31 PM
Look for my new novel, Hitler and Himmler travel in time to go to Arby's.

We'll all make sure to pirate copies of it.  :P

I have a family to feed, you monster.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

alfred russel

#238
April 17, 2011, 06:32:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 16, 2011, 06:29:28 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on April 16, 2011, 06:22:55 PM
Sorry to hear that Raz. What's going to happen to you now? I mean, can your father pay your medical bills and keep a roof over your head on his own?

Yeah.  I should be good for right now.  We will probably have to sell the house though.  I've been going out more lately, so that's good.  I really disturbed a lady today at the Walmart.  She was sitting in her truck and I saw she had a flier attached to the windshield and stop and read it.  I didn't see her because the window was tinted, but according to my dad she was visibly upset when a strange man walked up to her truck and stared at her intently.

So I may not be ready for prime time yet.

There is nothing crazy about reading a flyer on a windshield--so long as you didn't intend to stare at her there is nothing odd about what you did. Don't worry about it.

Just don't attack the gumball machines, no matter what they say to you.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

alfred russel

#239
April 17, 2011, 06:34:15 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 17, 2011, 06:14:11 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 17, 2011, 05:23:42 PM
Raz, you're funny in the best sense of the word; you make me smile quite often. :cheers:

You should think of doing something with this talent of yours.

A girl told me something similar once, though she phrased it in a different way. 

"Raz, I think you are very funny, but you  also have a very irritating voice and I don't want to sit next to you very long, so maybe you should be a writer or something".

I'm paraphrasing, because she told me this in 7th grade, and I don't recall exactly what she said, but that's the gist of it.  I do remember that I didn't follow up on my plan to ask her to the Harvest Dance that Friday though.

Maybe she would have been open to accepting a written invitation? We'll never know now...
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014
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