Battleship the Movie? Monopoly the Movie? Remaking Clue?

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CountDeMoney

#75
March 18, 2012, 12:15:46 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on March 18, 2012, 01:01:23 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 18, 2012, 12:55:48 AM
I want a new version of that every summer.  :cool:

There was this wonderful invention called Blu-Ray.  Oh, wait, we already had DVD.  Oh, wait, it was on fucking VHS.

They don't actually need to remake the movie every summer for you to rewatch it, you know.

Unfortunately, it's the Timmays of the world out there that drive Hollywood to angle at the lowest common retarded denominator.

FunkMonk

#76
March 18, 2012, 12:54:29 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 18, 2012, 12:12:37 PM
Just check the latest trailer, I was expecting Will Smith riding Optimus Prime at some point.

http://youtu.be/u7N-33PbR-g

"Hit it!"
"Boom."

My god, such poetic writing; coupled with the intense melodrama of a world stricken by war could mean an easy ticket to the Oscars next year.  :cry:
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The Larch

#77
March 18, 2012, 01:27:55 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on March 18, 2012, 12:54:29 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 18, 2012, 12:12:37 PM
Just check the latest trailer, I was expecting Will Smith riding Optimus Prime at some point.

http://youtu.be/u7N-33PbR-g

"Hit it!"
"Boom."

My god, such poetic writing; coupled with the intense melodrama of a world stricken by war could mean an easy ticket to the Oscars next year.  :cry:

At the very least I expect them to include Liam Neeson screaming at the top of his lungs "They sank my carrier!!!!!11111oneoneone".

Siege

#78
March 18, 2012, 05:06:50 PM
Was that Rihana in that Battleship trailer?
Fuck man, why do they keep given parts to singers?
They cant' fucking act!!!!!!111111oneoneone



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Eddie Teach

#79
March 18, 2012, 05:22:20 PM
Quote from: Siege on March 18, 2012, 05:06:50 PM
Was that Rihana in that Battleship trailer?
Fuck man, why do they keep given parts to singers?
They cant' fucking act!!!!!!111111oneoneone

Several singers have won acting Oscars. Jennifer Hudson, Cher, Barbra Streisand, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra...
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viper37

#80
March 18, 2012, 06:49:16 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on March 18, 2012, 12:54:29 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 18, 2012, 12:12:37 PM
Just check the latest trailer, I was expecting Will Smith riding Optimus Prime at some point.

http://youtu.be/u7N-33PbR-g

"Hit it!"
"Boom."

My god, such poetic writing; coupled with the intense melodrama of a world stricken by war could mean an easy ticket to the Oscars next year.  :cry:
I thought you were joking, so I had to see this trailer :P
Sadly, you were not.

Still, it looks dumb enough to make a ton of money.
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Razgovory

#81
March 18, 2012, 07:04:35 PM
Wait, that's how you make money?  Why did they teach the opposite in school?  Goddamn it!  Damn me and my magnificent brain, doomed to a life of poverty! :(
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viper37

#82
March 19, 2012, 01:35:22 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 18, 2012, 07:04:35 PM
Wait, that's how you make money?  Why did they teach the opposite in school?  Goddamn it!  Damn me and my magnificent brain, doomed to a life of poverty! :(
It takes very intelligent people to make dumb movies.

Seeing as all movies are priced the same in theaters, you can't exactly charge more for a superior product.  So you need to appeal to the masses.  Having 1% of the general population interested in your movies doesn't pay a lot.  having 50% interested in your movies pays.
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