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Started by Vince, March 10, 2009, 12:51:57 PM

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CountDeMoney

#150
April 25, 2009, 09:22:26 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 25, 2009, 08:13:54 AM
But since this is the Lions, Stafford will play and get his first concussion in week 1.

Eric Hipple, Thy Will Be Done.

MadBurgerMaker

#151
April 27, 2009, 08:25:07 AM
Dunta Robinson is threatening to hold out if the Texans franchise him.  It's starting to get a little ridiculous with this guy.  He supposedly turned down an offer with $23 million guaranteed the year after coming back from a massive injury and not looking so hot, which is why they ended up wanting to franchise him in the first place.   

$23 million.  That's some pretty...er...good money....for a guy who has never been to a Pro Bowl, and who they're still not sure will ever be the same again.  If they franchise him, that would be ~$10 million or so for one year.

Neil

#152
April 28, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
I think that Brian Cushing might be retarded.  He wears his hat like a moron.

Also, somebody made Bellichick wear a suit on draft day!
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

MadBurgerMaker

#153
April 28, 2009, 01:41:54 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 01:45:38 PM by MadBurgerMaker
Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
I think that Brian Cushing might be retarded.  He wears his hat like a moron.



Looks like the thing covering his head so he doesn't die when he smashes into people is worn properly.  I don't give a fuck about anything else.

Edit:
QuoteAlso, somebody made Bellichick wear a suit on draft day!

I'm not sure I believe you. :mellow:

Neil

#154
April 28, 2009, 01:50:39 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on April 28, 2009, 01:41:54 PM
The thing covering his head so he doesn't die when he smashes into people looks fine to me.  I don't give a fuck about anything else.
You'll care when he accidentally tackles Mario Williams just as Williams is about to sack Peyton Manning in the endzone, and the ball goes to Reggie Wayne for a touchdown, allowing the Colts to win the division and causing the Texans to miss the playoffs.  Moreover, Williams' knee ligaments will all explode.

Just looking at him wearing his baseball cap, you know that there's something horribly wrong with him.
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Neil

#155
April 28, 2009, 01:52:26 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on April 28, 2009, 01:41:54 PM
I'm not sure I believe you. :mellow:
:lol:

How many times did you edit that post?

Yeah, I saw the video on the NFL Network.  I was shocked.  The suit didn't quite fit, but it was there.  Rather than looking homeless, he looked like a Wal-Mart assistant manager or something.
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MadBurgerMaker

#156
April 28, 2009, 02:15:21 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 02:18:31 PM by MadBurgerMaker
Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2009, 01:52:26 PM
:lol:

How many times did you edit that post?

Yeah, I saw the video on the NFL Network.  I was shocked.  The suit didn't quite fit, but it was there.  Rather than looking homeless, he looked like a Wal-Mart assistant manager or something.

:lol:  About 10.  The first few times, my brain simply couldn't wrap itself the idea that the dude had worn a suit, (edit: or that someone had actually seen him wearing one) and was churning out suggestions so he at least wouldn't look homeless.  Striking stuff out that was too much, like a collared shirt, etc.  Then I started changing everything in the post around.  Like this one ( :P).

derspiess

#157
April 28, 2009, 02:30:13 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2009, 01:50:39 PM
Just looking at him wearing his baseball cap, you know that there's something horribly wrong with him.

Is it off to the center and/or with the bill raised up too high?  Dudes who wear hats that way look like they have gone full retard.
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MadBurgerMaker

#158
April 28, 2009, 02:34:43 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 02:42:50 PM by MadBurgerMaker
Quote from: derspiess on April 28, 2009, 02:30:13 PM
Is it off to the center and/or with the bill raised up too high?  Dudes who wear hats that way look like they have gone full retard.

It was a bit off center, but I don't think it was on purpose like some of them do, so he looked slightly retarded with greasy long hair, all roided up, etc. 

Edit:  He doesn't appear to be able to put one on straight.


Eh heh heh.  There's a video interview with him here: http://www.houstontexans.com/index2.html

Ed Anger

#159
April 28, 2009, 02:43:28 PM
Of the 3 USC linebackers, he did look like the biggest douchebag of the bunch. And Rey Maualuga would be on an episode of Dog the bounty hunter running from the Dog.
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sbr

#160
April 28, 2009, 06:13:11 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on April 28, 2009, 02:34:43 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 28, 2009, 02:30:13 PM
Is it off to the center and/or with the bill raised up too high?  Dudes who wear hats that way look like they have gone full retard.

It was a bit off center, but I don't think it was on purpose like some of them do, so he looked slightly retarded with greasy long hair, all roided up, etc. 

Edit:  He doesn't appear to be able to put one on straight.


Eh heh heh.  There's a video interview with him here: http://www.houstontexans.com/index2.html
It's his fancy ponytail that keep the hat from fitting right; he sounds as intelligent as a box of hammers.

katmai

#161
April 28, 2009, 06:14:28 PM
But he went to USC!

:lol:
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CountDeMoney

#162
April 28, 2009, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2009, 01:52:26 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on April 28, 2009, 01:41:54 PM
I'm not sure I believe you. :mellow:
:lol:

How many times did you edit that post?

Yeah, I saw the video on the NFL Network.  I was shocked.  The suit didn't quite fit, but it was there.  Rather than looking homeless, he looked like a Wal-Mart assistant manager or something.

He looked hilarious, and totally uncomfortable.  What a dickhead.

JacobL

#163
April 28, 2009, 08:51:56 PM
QuoteJets waived QB Brett Favre off their reserve/retired list.
This could mean nothing, or it could mean something. Players waived off the retired list become free agents, and there have been some rumors lately that Favre is contemplating a return. Something had to spur this transaction, because the Jets would've just left Favre on reserve/retired otherwise. It's possible Favre wants to sign a one-year contract to retire as a Packer. It's also possible that the Vikings want him again.

According to rotoworld

:lol:

Sophie Scholl

#164
April 29, 2009, 01:28:42 AM
A list of undrafted free agent signings, sadly from a Patriotard fansite.  http://www.nepatriotsdraft.com/2009/04/2009-undrafted-free-agent-signings-list.html
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