Twilight The Movie

[Kaeso]

I was hoping they turned Twilight 2000 into a film.  That would have been cool.

Yeah but then based on the first edition.

[Strix]

I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

[Caliga]

It's a classic tenet of the vampire mythos, already present in Bram Stoker's Dracula. The vampire is reluctant to turn his loved one into one because he knows that it's "death in life", and would condemn her to an eternity of suffering.

I refuse to see that movie but it would be cool if it was like The Hunger, and he embraced her and then it was like "500 Years Later..." and then she suddenly aged and fell to dust.  Maybe all the 12 year old girls in the theater would start crying and I could laugh at them.

[Syt]

I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

Because he's The Brain of vampires?

[viper37]

I can't believe women find that movie romantic.

That guy doesn't fucking love that girl.
If he did, he would turn her, and share their suppossely eternal lives together.

the guy's a realist.  He can't see himself spending eternity with the same girl.

[Maximus]

I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

A better question is, why would a living person want to fuck a dead one?

And yes, I know there are such people, but I don't think the premise of the movie is that the girl is a necrophiliac.

Could be wrong. Haven't seen it.

[viper37]

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

Actually, I think there are cow fuckers out there...

[Josquius]

I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

Because he's The Brain of vampires?

It explains why in most vampire universes those that are friendly with humans are looked down upong so much by the others.

[viper37]

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

A better question is, why would a living person want to fuck a dead one?

And yes, I know there are such people, but I don't think the premise of the movie is that the girl is a necrophiliac.

Could be wrong. Haven't seen it.
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same premise as every vampire movie: they don't have a beating heart, but they're not cold&rigid to the touch.  So, they're not really fucking a dead person.

[Viking]

I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

http://www.tbicardiffairport.com/en/#146 - for north hemisphere sheep shagging

http://www.dnairport.co.nz/index.pasp - for south hemisphere sheep shaggin

[Viking]

Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

That's because it's not really about vampires. It's about abstinence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer

A member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, she then attended Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah, where she received a B.A. in English in 1995.

[Viking]

I was hoping they turned Twilight 2000 into a film.  That would have been cool.

shit, we actually agree on something...

[Maximus]

same premise as every vampire movie: they don't have a beating heart, but they're not cold&rigid to the touch.  So, they're not really fucking a dead person.

Probably not rigid as they are able to move and they must be using that blood for something, but cold yes, there's no biological process to produce heat. Also I imagine they'd decay a little every time they miss a meal, so in all not very appealing.

Next question, if he has no pulse, how does he get it up?

Also, please fix that quote.

[Viking]

You actually have a good point.

The perfect analogy would be fucking livestock instead of a woman. People eat cows because they are considered a food item, we don't fuck them. So, why would a vampire fuck something considered part of it's food supply?

Actually, I think there are cow fuckers out there...

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/194655/penis_size_in_the_animal_kingdom.html?cat=9

From what I gather cows make poor objects for bestiality

Bovines

Bulls sport one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom, with some reaching two and a half feet in length. It's a good thing for rodeo clowns.

[Caliga]

My dog enjoys eating bull penises (not a joke).