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Started by Siege, July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM

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Siege

July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.



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Weatherman

#1
July 28, 2009, 12:30:24 AM
This isn't the emokid forum. Sorry.

DontSayBanana

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July 28, 2009, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

Dude's a self-loathing vampire who wants his poon a little fresher.
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Siege

#3
July 28, 2009, 12:33:27 AM
I can't believe women find that movie romantic.

That guy doesn't fucking love that girl.
If he did, he would turn her, and share their suppossely eternal lives together.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Siege

#4
July 28, 2009, 12:39:03 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 28, 2009, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:25:51 AM
Ok, can somebody explain to me why that guy doesn't bite and make that chick into a vampire?

It doesn't make any sense.

Dude's a self-loathing vampire who wants his poon a little fresher.

I don't know.
I would expect a vampire would prefer to fuck a vampire.
I certainly prefer to fuck a nice sefaradi jewish girl.




"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

derspiess

#5
July 28, 2009, 12:47:20 AM
I bought this on Blu-ray for the wife, with specific instructions to only watch it when I'm not around.
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Siege

#6
July 28, 2009, 12:56:45 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 28, 2009, 12:47:20 AM
I bought this on Blu-ray for the wife, with specific instructions to only watch it when I'm not around.

But did you watch it?
Did it make sense to you?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Tonitrus

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July 28, 2009, 12:58:19 AM

Siege

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July 28, 2009, 12:59:01 AM
 :lol:


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Siege

#9
July 28, 2009, 01:00:05 AM
I have to show that picture to my wife.   :lol:





"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

The Larch

#10
July 28, 2009, 05:31:11 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 12:33:27 AM
I can't believe women find that movie romantic.

That guy doesn't fucking love that girl.
If he did, he would turn her, and share their suppossely eternal lives together.

It's a classic tenet of the vampire mythos, already present in Bram Stoker's Dracula. The vampire is reluctant to turn his loved one into one because he knows that it's "death in life", and would condemn her to an eternity of suffering.

CountDeMoney

#11
July 28, 2009, 05:35:59 AM
Quote from: Weatherman on July 28, 2009, 12:30:24 AM
This isn't the emokid forum. Sorry.

No shit. 
Sorry, Siege.  No prepubescent tweeners you can internet stalk here.

Josquius

#12
July 28, 2009, 06:00:11 AM
This makes perfect sense.
Other parts of that film however do not; why on Earth would this girl fall for the creepy, pasty kid?
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Grey Fox

#13
July 28, 2009, 06:10:23 AM
Eventually, he does.
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Razgovory

#14
July 28, 2009, 07:52:08 AM
I was hoping they turned Twilight 2000 into a film.  That would have been cool.
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