Languish Powerball Pool!

[lustindarkness]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0_sLmvvBowPWmNlUWZpR2FhWDA/view?usp=sharing
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0_sLmvvBowPQlZJcTYzalZLSms/view?usp=sharing

I forgot to get into the pool, and I want to be the richest languishite and definitely don't want to be left behind, so I decided to buy all those numbers myself. What a good idea, but when I printed out the tickets and took them to the store saying "I want 150 tickets with these numbers" the lady wanted to kill me. Also the people behind me in line. 

I have to drive to GA soon, to punch you in the balls. LOL

[Barrister]

http://www.powerball.com/powerball/pb_prizes.asp


I will not be paying out any prizes totalling less than some number with meaning, to be determined.


In other words, I won't be sending everyone checks for $0.48.

If you have a fairly trivial amount of winnings, just let it ride on some subsequent non-billion-dollar lottery.

[Berkut]

The overall odds of any one ticket winning are 1 in 25, so we will have about 6 winners.

Those will total, if it is all average, about $25.

[Jaron]

lol I bet the people at the store thought Berkut was a compulsive gambler.

[Jaron]

Also the LDS Church makes it very clear they do *not* accept tithes from gambling earnings.

[Habbaku]

Some people are taking this a bit too seriously...

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/local-news/74158736-story

[Grey Fox]

That's alot.

We should claim the prize in california since they have pari-mutual prizes.

[Fireblade]

The most surprising thing is that Berkut didn't take all the money and go to a game store to buy some weird, expensive board game.

Also thanks to my nigga Jaron for buying a share for me.

[Fireblade]

Some people are taking this a bit too seriously...

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/local-news/74158736-story

""We brought them all the way from 292-million-to-1 down to 4,450-to-1 for the whole jackpot. Winning a million dollars is down to 160-to-1 now. So still terrible odds, but great for lotto," Krugman smiled."

It's been a long time since I took a statistics class and I was high for most of it, but I don't think that's how odds work lol

[Eddie Teach]

Also the LDS Church makes it very clear they do *not* accept tithes from gambling earnings.

Huitzilopochtli doesn't appreciate your flirtation with Mormonism.

[Razgovory]

Current estimate payout is 930 million before taxes.

So if we win, that means it is worth about $7,200,000 per share...

Exactly.  After taxes, assuming Languish wins, I'll be sitting on somewhere in the neighborhood of 4-5 million.  More than one share is silly.

Yeah, but we had some fun, didn't we?

[DGuller]

All right, let's start checking.  08-27-34-04-19, powerball 10.

My own 10 tickets got a total of 1 number. 

[DGuller]

Bah. We're all going back to work tomorrow. 

[Fireblade]

Bah. We're all going back to work tomorrow. 

Speak for yourself, I'm rich motherfucker

[DGuller]

Bah. We're all going back to work tomorrow. 

Speak for yourself, I'm rich motherfucker

I think you're missing an article there.