The Off Topic Topic

[Syt]

Well, you live in Canada.

[garbon]

Well, you live in Canada.

That said, when I lost my wallet in NYC, someone took it into the local police station with all my credit cards and cash still in it. Of course, I'd already cancelled all my credit and debit cards.

[Tamas]

A day on Venus lasts longer than a year. Just like Mondays.

[Grey Fox]

So last night coming home I made a mad sprint for a bus.  Made it, but sat down and went "uh oh" - my iPhone was missing.

So as soon as I got home I got in my van and drove back to that spot, hoping to find where it had fallen out.  No luck.

But... my wife calls my cell, and someone answers it!  They had found it and picked it up, hoping someone would call.

A quick drive over and I get my iPhone back.

There are nice people in the world. 

I do that. My gf once found a phone who belong to a ~15 year old. Kid was very happy to get it back. He didn't look like he was looking forward to having to explain to his parents how he lost a 700$ phone the day after he got it.

[Josquius]

Jesus!
That was... horrific.
I just opened a jar of cocktail sausages, their date says next year and all looks normal... but the sheer stench that came from them! Something was deeply wrong. Poking them with a fork...they're completely lacking any integrity.
I've purged them. They're outside. But the smell...it lingers in my entire apartment.

[Eddie Teach]

 

[Liep]

That's what you get for eating cocktail sausages. At least, maybe, you won't get cancer now.

[The Brain]

Jesus!
That was... horrific.
I just opened a jar of cocktail sausages, their date says next year and all looks normal... but the sheer stench that came from them! Something was deeply wrong. Poking them with a fork...they're completely lacking any integrity.
I've purged them. They're outside. But the smell...it lingers in my entire apartment.

Reminds me of a Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay adventure I GM'd featuring a sausage maker and devotees of Nurgle.

[Josquius]

That's what you get for eating cocktail sausages. At least, maybe, you won't get cancer now.

I might get nose cancer

[Syt]

[lustindarkness]

I have figured out the reason the windows in this building don't open. So I won't throw this crappy computer out the window.

I can't work right now, but the interwebs works. 

[Eddie Teach]

Should have posted this in the Berkut rants about religion thread.

[Tamas]

OMG A mexican band which likes Hungarian folk music wanted played this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=149&v=YlOb80elXfo

Guy sings in Hungarian but there is Spanish subtitles.

Too bad you won't appreciate the accent But it is a very nice and humbling effort from the singer guy.

This is the original (well, already a cover of a rock song itself), if interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6RaU9n4ZuI

[Razgovory]

I bow out of a thread, and so Grumbler can say whatever he wants without people pointing out it is factually wrong.   He claims that all suicide bomber were people who believed in the afterlife, but this seems unlikely since Suicide bombings were reported in Vietnam occasionally and were heavily used by the Tamil Tigers, who were a Leninist outfit.  It's possible that all these attacks were in fact perpetrated by closet Theists, but it is unlikely.  The modern Islamic strategy of using suicide vests taken from directly from a secularist insurgency.  I guess I'm truly need here. 

[Syt]

28 Invaluable Lifestyle Tips From Chat Magazine

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/10/28-invaluable-lifestyle-tips-from-chat-magazine/

WTF UK