The Off Topic Topic

[MadImmortalMan]

Two dollars each. 

[mongers]

Josq, you need to impress upon her that you're buying her a very important present and must check it's sizing ie you need to impress upon her. 

[CountDeMoney]

My wife actually shops on Asian sites because they have more selection for small girls. Also, the cheap slave labor make it inexpensive. Look here.

LOL, as a size 0/2, I had an ex that could hit the juvenile section for some raw deals, which was really creepy and hot at the same time, in a really creepy, hot way.

NO NO NO KEEP THE GARANIMALS ON BABY

[Josquius]

Josq, you need to impress upon her that you're buying her a very important present and must check it's sizing ie you need to impress upon her. 

She's in Japan. Her boobs are too far away

[Ed Anger]

My wife actually shops on Asian sites because they have more selection for small girls. Also, the cheap slave labor make it inexpensive. Look here.

LOL, as a size 0/2, I had an ex that could hit the juvenile section for some raw deals, which was really creepy and hot at the same time, in a really creepy, hot way.

NO NO NO KEEP THE GARANIMALS ON BABY

Be back in....10 minutes

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[derspiess]

Happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish Languishites. I know it must be the most important Jewish holiday because of how it's made such a fuss over in US media and culture.

[Caliga]

So a woman says to a man "I notice you wear a wedding ring.  How long have you been married?"

Do you people think this is a strange thing to ask someone out of the blue? 

[mongers]

So a woman says to a man "I notice you wear a wedding ring.  How long have you been married?"

Do you people think this is a strange thing to ask someone out of the blue? 

You're reading too much into the question.



Alternatively, she found your rather boring, so was desperately grasping for some small talk and that seemed the most obvious thing to latch onto.   

[Caliga]

What makes you think this has anything to do with me?  You have quite an imagination mongers

[mongers]

What makes you think this has anything to do with me?  You have quite an imagination mongers

OK, so it was your 'friend'. 

[Caliga]

My friend has known this (co-worker) woman for years and has always noticed something... different regarding her demeanor toward him, like how she always stands a bit too close, flits her hair and tilts her head all the time, and follows him around like a puppy dog, including to a bar tonight where she kind of really wasn't invited.

He's flattered by the attention and is intrigued that a half-Asian accountant who obviously inherited her body type from her white parent may be interested, but at the same time he's also happily married.

[mongers]

My friend has known this (co-worker) woman for years and has always noticed something... different regarding her demeanor toward him, like how she always stands a bit too close, flits her hair and tilts her head all the time, and follows him around like a puppy dog, including to a bar tonight where she kind of really wasn't invited.

He's flattered by the attention and is intrigued that a half-Asian accountant who obviously inherited her body type from her white parent may be interested, but at the same time he's also happily married.

Also, I think you friend should throw caution to the wind and see were it takes them.   

[Caliga]

This guy's not an idiot, mongers.

[mongers]

This guy's not an idiot, mongers.

Oh so it isn't you after all. 

[Eddie Teach]

Also, I think you friend should throw caution to the wind and see were it takes them.   

Why spoil the good thing he's got?